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James Lipton, you smug bastard

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Oct 1, 2012.

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  1. ssycko

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    1. What is your favorite word? Gargantuan
    2. What is your least favorite word? ...pus FUCK EWW GROSS
    3. What turns you on? Short hair being pulled off
    4. What turns you off? Laziness in bed
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Overdriven guitar being blasted into tape
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Anything that isn't supposed to be there
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Don't have one, like to make up new ones
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Middle manager at candle company
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Elevator Steward
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Haha you fag what took you so long, too busy suckin' dicks? Probably.

    SHUTUP GOD YOU KNOW I WASN'T YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING UGH YOU'RE SUCH A DICK
     
    #41 ssycko, Oct 4, 2012
  2. AlmostGaunt

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    1. What is your favorite word? Perspicacious / sagacious.
    2. What is your least favorite word? Preggo.
    3. What turns you on? Intellectual curiosity, confidence, humour, a stiff breeze.
    4. What turns you off? Verbal diarrhea, traditional diarrhea, absence of critical thought.
    5. What sound or noise do you love? A blues guitar riff, especially slide guitar. A woman moaning.
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Frogs, crickets, birds in the morning, my alarm, anything that fucks up my sleep.
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker.
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Novellist.
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Accounting / Governance / Finance.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "There's a high stakes poker game just starting in the bar; if you walk past the library and the concert hall wing you can't miss it."
     
    #42 AlmostGaunt, Oct 4, 2012
  3. McSmallstuff

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    1. What is your favorite word? defenestrate
    2. What is your least favorite word? offended
    3. What turns you on? intelligence, humor, a desire to better oneself
    4. What turns you off? possessiveness
    5. What sound or noise do you love? the thick "thunk" of the machines that scan library books.
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? For lack of a better description, any short sharp sound. One bark laughs are really bad. Oh, and children crying.
    7. What is your favorite curse word? motherfucking son of a bitch
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Olympic wrestler/weak side D-end for the Niners.
    9. What profession would you not like to do?anything in the medical field, daycare worker, anything to do with more than basic math.
    10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Well that was stupid wasn't it? Here have a beer."
     
    #43 McSmallstuff, Oct 9, 2012
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