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Jesus Vs. Santa

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by clickclack, Dec 6, 2009.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Holy crap, it's word for word.

    Well, at least you won't get herpes from a pocket pussy.
     
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    He's now taking a couple day break.

    It should be obvious, but we won't tolerate plagerism around here.

    If you find any, report the post (by clicking on the little [​IMG] icon, and provide the proof.

    We (the mods) will see that faster, and handle it, rather than just waiting until we happen to drop by the thread.
     
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    As well as Miami and Philly.

    I'm never going to be able to hear 'City of Brotherly Love' with a straight face again.
     
    #27 rei, Dec 8, 2009
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    More than meets the eye:
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=Autobots,+Decepticons&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

    Facebook vs. Myspace:
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=Facebook,+Myspace&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=1

    Fuck really is the best word, but I expected more from cunt:
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=fuck,+shit,+cunt,+bitch&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

    I guess the Jews really do run everything:
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=Christians,+Jews,+Muslims,+Atheists&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
     
    #29 Danger Boy, Dec 8, 2009
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    I always thought of Jesus as Santa for adults.
     
    #32 ReverendGodless, Dec 8, 2009
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    What's up with the huge spike in Jew searches near the end of 2004? Did the Jews implement "Phase 2" on Thanksgiving of that year? Why was I not informed?

    Now we know what pissed him off...

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=Rihanna,+Chris+Brown&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

    Waterloo seems like an interesting place:
    [url=http://www.google.com/trends?...w.google.com/trends?q=hot+carl ... all&sort=0[/url]

    Not a comparison, but the Great Blowjob Spike of 2005 is worthy of debate:
    [url=http://www.google.com/trends?...w.google.com/trends?q=blowjob& ... 0&date=all[/url]
     
    #33 Captain Apathy, Dec 8, 2009
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    Engine Industries had a cool take on google trends. Use it to find the best time to buy a new car. Besides hilarious mash ups, I am actually interested in what practical uses you could use the data for.
     
    #34 SaintBastard, Dec 9, 2009
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    If you take a closer look, the date of the spike is December 8, 2004, which happens to be the first day of Hanukkah that year. But why is it higher than other years? They're definitely up to something.








    We're on to your little plan, Jews! We'll get to the bottom of this!
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    #35 Danger Boy, Dec 10, 2009
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    I think it's obvious what turned the tide on this trend.
     
    #36 MooseKnuckle, Dec 10, 2009
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