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Just Do It (Yourself)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ssycko, Apr 18, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: Just Do It (Yourself)

    They are fun, wife and I use one all the time, wife just told me last night that her fuckstick was getting weak and she wants another one, Amazon to the rescue.
     
    #61 Flat_Rate, May 1, 2013
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    Re: Re: Just Do It (Yourself)

    What does her getting you a gym membership have to do with Amazon?
    Zing!
     
    #62 Popped Cherries, May 1, 2013
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    I thought sex was supposed to be a contest to see how many times I can get myself off before he comes? I win every time, by the way.
     
    #63 Roxanne, May 21, 2013
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    Funny. Mrs. Noland and I play the same game and I claim victory when she gets off multiple times before I do. Different strokes, I suppose.
     
    #64 Noland, May 21, 2013
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    How are there still women in 2013, after all these shitty books like 50 Shades and whatever-else are popular, who still aren't comfortable finger blasting themselves while they get fucked?

    Are we all still having sex like we're 18 years old and trying it for the first time? I don't get it.
     
    #65 hooker, May 31, 2013
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    Maybe it's a matter of education and awareness. We should start a support group and non-profit. We could get those rubber bracelets that say POON* or something. There's all kinds of cool T-Shirts and bumper stickers we could do:

    "Come With Me"

    "My Finger's on the Button"

    "Together, We Can Do It"



    *People Open to Orgasms Now
     

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    #66 Rush-O-Matic, May 31, 2013
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    I think books like 50 Shades are actually part of the problem though.

    In most of these books, the men are so overwhelmingly and immediately in tune with the woman's body that they just need to breathe on her the right way to get her off. The idea that all you have to do is wait for a sexy man who knows your body is anathema to actually putting any work in.
     
    #67 Nom Chompsky, May 31, 2013
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    So you're saying we should write "50 Shades of Masturbating at Work?"
     
    #68 ssycko, May 31, 2013
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