Focus:That would be pretty strange if Beiber showed up at my wedding because I sure as hell wouldn't be playing his music. I don't think I would kick him out or anything though, like someone else said, it would make for a pretty cool story. Alt. Focus:I think Joe Pesci or Samuel L. Jackson would be pretty cool guys to have crash my wedding.
That's what I would do. Well, except for the sex with him part, that is. Instead, I'd get him fucked up and either 1. Get him so shitfaced he would start giving me money. 2. Take video of him trashed and blackmail him. Or maybe both.
If he showed up at my wedding, I probably wouldn't be sober enough to recognize him because I will have to be fucked-in-half drunk to ever say "I do." So I guess I would probably just stare at him vacantly. Alt. I second Samuel L. Jackson and Charlie Sheen. Having Dr. Dre or Snoop (or both?) would be legendary as far as musicians go. Mel Brooks would be my pick. Maybe he could even do the ceremony...