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Les Mardi Gras S'en Vient De Tout Partout! WDT 3/4/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    Do you mean Faux Trixie? I'm not her, but one of my other writers knows her.
     
  2. Fernanthonies

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    Ugh, sooo hung over. I feel like a piece of shit for drinking almost 3/4 of a bottle of whiskey while sitting at home by myself.
     
  3. GTE

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    I'd also feel like a piece of shit for not finishing the bottle.
     
  4. whatisinaname

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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    The most we ever did, no matter how young and drunk my friends and I were, was to wrestle. The first guy to gain a headlock or a chokehold was usually the winner.

    Now you kids punch each other until a knockout or a split chin? Seriously? Fuck that; I'm happy with good friends, a good cigar, a good drink, and current events or a funny story - even if it was told before.

    Maybe getting older does have its advantages. And, I'm not trying to judge or be Rianna-ish, but getting punched in my face doesn't sound like a cheery end to the evening. But, that's just me.
     
  5. Diablo

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    New Orleans was a show. Tons of people, not a lot of hot girls though, I was pretty disappointed in that fact. Lots of booze, boobs, and beads. It's was disgustingly dirty though as per usual, we walked around today and I wore sandals as a big mistake, I'm pretty sure my feet have gangriene. I also went back to the casino that I got propositioned at last time to see if I could 'make' some money...and ended up a hundred; booze money for the night.

    I also met Anderson Cooper while I was here in NOLA , that was pretty cool. I'm pretty sure he's gay considering the very feminine guys he was hanging out with.
     
  6. BL1Y

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    That could have just been because it's Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Who would you rather hang around then, Joe the Plumber or the Lady Chablis?
     
  7. TX.

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    It's been a known fact for years that's he's gay.

    It's a shame because he's sooo beautiful. The gays always are.
     
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    Just kind of seems pathetic. That's all.

    If that much forethought goes into posting drunk on a message board, I...I don't know what to say.

    I just always assumed that while there are a lot of socially awkward, bitter guys on this site, angry at the world for whatever reason, the majority of y'all were normal fucking guys. That kind of behavior is fucking sad. I dont have any sort of pithy, clever little insult to say about it, it's just kind of sad.

    I still feel the majority of this place is normal, but certain kinds of posters seem to reaaaaaally like this place:

    -Well educated, well read people that have carved out their niche in life, and while appreciative of this place, it's merely a diversion. See some tits, debate whatever philosophical soup du jour there is that day, post some hunting pictures, rant about fantasy football and current news, etc.

    -Mid twenties guy, woefully uneducated but pretty intelligent. Socially awkward, but won't admit it. Not happy about where he's at in his life, constantly rationalizing why this or that happened to him, the world sucks, thinks he's edgy because he calls girls "vapid whores" and regurgitates whatever tired insults he lifted from somewhere/someone else on the internet. Probably "underappreciated", still suck on why girls didn't like them when they were younger, how so and so sucks, this thing is awful, etc.

    -Young women who are kinda slutty and insecure (that's most of them, these just found their way to this little corner of the internet), enjoy all the attention they get from everyone. It's cool to post about how slutty/skanky you were/are, because hey...total strangers. No one knows it's me! They can validate my views and reaffirm whatever issues I think I do/do not have. Nothing wrong with this at all. A little misguided, but whatever.

    -Older women, bitter at failed relationships, stuck in the "woulda coulda shoulda" of life, constantly spouting off about whatever mundane problems they think are relevant. Trying to relive their youth, or at least the attention they would have gotten had they not "been in love" or had kids and wasted it.

    For what it's worth, I think the moderation here is pretty fantastic more often than not.
     
  9. BL1Y

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    Yeah, just check out these delicious specimens of gay beauty:

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  10. Frank

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    I'll be honest, I don't have a smart phone, but I thought leaving your browser on a page like this would be lazier than actively closing it, and if you randomly checked your phone drunk it would take less effort to post something drunk here than looking someone up in your contact list and send them a drunk text.
     
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    Nick Nolte is gay???

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  12. mya

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    OK folks, we are all pathetic losers. Arguing about it just doesn't seem like much fun.

    And how many of us are just certain that we fit into that first category mentioned by Poopouri. I know that I do.
     
  13. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    What's pathetic about that? Please do inform us about what you do after a night of drinking that is so awesome.
     
  14. Frank

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    I insert my penis in a vagina, I think that's better than what you do.
     
  15. BL1Y

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    Get up and start drinking again.
     
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    Now children... don't make me pull this thread over.

    Or something.
     
  17. Frank

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    You know who we should really focus our aggression on? I'm not going to say it, but it rhymes with pet spadah. That guy's a real doucher.

    Alright, 3 episodes of Party Down left... it's kind of depressing knowing that it's cancelled, but it's still worth watching.
     
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    Banned.

    Next?
     
  19. mya

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    Ummm.....you're old and drive a funny looking car?

    I'm just never going to get the hang of this internet trash talk.
     
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    YOU GUYS ARE RUINING HIS DINNER PARTY.
     
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