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Les Mardi Gras S'en Vient De Tout Partout! WDT 3/4/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. SwampDonkey

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    I cabt read all yoour word but alll i know is that both my hands ar eprobbably broken. but it was just me anf my friemd. two fucked up hsnds > split chin +split eye
     
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    Good morning TiB.

     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    I'm nominating the Chris Hansen watching photoshop post quote image smack for post of the weekend. That is awesome.
     
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    Wait, did a board member ask for a new avatar, and then after several hilarious suggestions ignore them all? Did that just happen?
     
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    They actually invented this thing a little while ago called a smartphone, basically what it does is allow you to browse the web on your phone. If you leave the browser on a certain page (ie. the drunk thread) when you open it back up (say, after getting smashed) you're still on that page, making drunk message board posting just as easy as drunk texting.

    So yeah, I think drunk message board posting can be convincing.
     
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    Furthermore even if it's not "convincing," who cares? The drunk thread is the least serious thread on the board and it's a good place to spout off any amount of nonsense. And if you don't think people are actually drunk, go check out some of Jennitalia's posts.
     
    #166 Juice, Mar 5, 2011
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    Settel down I've changed it! It's actually one of those things that's hard to do when you are sleeping.

    Now I'm off to meet my brother, watch him shoot some bow, and have a few drinks after.
     
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    If there's a better way to start your morning than hangover sex, coffee and Irish cream and playing some video games, I'm unaware of it.
     
    #168 Frank, Mar 5, 2011
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    Man, that is awesome.

    Ooh, ooh. Also, I finally get neg repped by KIMaster. I was beginning to think he didn't like me. I probably should've put that in the R&R thread as a Rave, but I'm here now.
     
    #169 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 5, 2011
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    Do you constantly tell one another how wrong the other is? No? I didn't think so.

    Our love is a symphony.
     
    #170 Beefy Phil, Mar 5, 2011
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    You're not being an asshole, but you are being an idiot. Most times I go out here, I leave some stuff in my office so I can crash there since it's within walking distance of the bars. Among those things is my laptop so I can fall asleep watching a movie or something. So yeah, at the end of the night, I return to my laptop, usually check my e-mail and check this board. Is that really so hard to believe?

    If you want me to try to explain what my thought process was that led me to posting here while I was drunk, I can't really help you. I don't know if you've ever been drunk before, but rational thought is usually one of the first things to go.
     
    #171 dubyu tee eff, Mar 5, 2011
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    I'll be back later. On a serious mission.

     

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    You're going to go stalk a little girl and lure her in with some ice cream?
     
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    pffew, less drinking more anger management
     
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    This was legitimate drunk nonsense, because I don't remember writing it. Me and my friend got shitfaced at the bar last night. Got home and decided to take turns punching each other in the face. We'd take a shot and I'd close my eyes and he would hit me, then I'd hit him back. It all ended when I connected right on the button and split his chin and partially knocked him out. I told him this morning that I would sew it up for him if he wants. His reply, "I can handle a fucked up face, I'm just glad we didn't find any coke." Poor decisions were made last night.

    Edit: There is a substantial amount of dirt on the kitchen floor, and my tools are scattered around the living room. I don't know what this means.
     
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    Depression can lead to excessive consumption of alcohol and comfort foods.

    Depression can also lead to weight loss.

    So, if you play it right, you can be a drunken pig and not get fat just by becoming depressed.

    If this isn't proof of intelligent design. I don't know what is.

    Actually, no, I do know what is:

    Pretty much every plant out there can either be smoked or fermented. What about stuff like lettuce and carrots? You can probably make alcohol out of them too, we just haven't gotten around to doing it because there's already so many other things to fool around with. Proof that we have a creator and that he loves us.

    And, then there's the rectum. It acts as a big sponge and never stops working. While you have to clean the outside after you poop, the inside just absorbs what's left. A little while after your last poop, your rectum should be nice and clean. Without this amazing bit of biology, anal sex would be far too disgusting to even consider.

    And contraceptives! There's a bunch of natural plants that can keep you from getting knocked up, like Queen Anne's lace. Acacia can be used to make a spermicide. God stuck easter eggs all over the planet, to encourage exploration and invention. The prize for ingenuity was booze and recreational sex.

    Big bang theory my ass.
     
    #176 BL1Y, Mar 5, 2011
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    Is this the kind of shit you're going to have on your new blog?
     
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    No worries fry man. After a while this shit is reabsorbed so everything is nice and clean.
     
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    Something's gotta fill the space between articles from Phila and Dr. Rob.
     
    #179 BL1Y, Mar 5, 2011
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    I'd wondered what the deal with The Trixie was.

    Are you her?

    Are you my pixie trixie?
     
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