I had to take some sociology classes. Something about being "well-rounded". It mostly boils down to guessing what the professor's opinion is, guessing it, and being docked marks because the fucking TA doesn't know that "effect" can be used as a verb.
Okay, so that no-talent bitch that sung that "Friday" song just got signed to a record contract today. Of course. The same day Nirvana played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the first time. Look out your window. Is it raining blood?!? You see, THIS is the primary reason why I smoke pot. It helps blind the fact that we live in a world where you can become rich and famous based on the one purpose that you suck.
The tragic part is that sociology can at least be interesting if approached correctly. When I took Soc100 last year I had a phenomenal professor who wrote his own book. We studied coke dealers and hit men and all sorts of crazy shit. Now my professor is this brain dead PhD candidate who demands we write in American Sociological Association (ASA format...HAHAHAHAHA) for every essay and uses dozens of giant words to convey painfully simple concepts. I haven't quite given up on sociology as a whole, but my fucking professor is doing her best to speed up the process.
I could dedicate the next month to studying his music, but I still wouldn't understand Lil B. He announced at Coachella yesterday that his new album will be called "I'm Gay." He's released several thousand songs this year.....and NONE of them make any sense. Yet they're all strangely hypnotic.
I could only go about halfway through the song and had to stop. Need some southern rap to get that shit out of my head.
Unfortunately, my professor is a hard core feminist out-of-the-closet lesbian who basically teaches that every single thing wrong in the world is the cause of WASP males. I spend the class doodling, basically.
Does anyone know of a radio station broadcasting the Knicks v. Celtics game? I don't have cable in my apartment and can't seem to find the station for the game.
None of the feeds are working and they've been pretty unreliable in my experience. I figured listening on the radio there was a better chance of not having it shut down in the middle, and not having to wait through buffering every ten second.
How in the fuck did you make it that far? I didn't last 20 seconds (that's what he said?). Also, what is it about your industry that makes the rest of the world think it's so fucking glamorous?
I am almost done with my first paper. This 35 page article has said the exact same thing 9 fucking times. I'm making my wife skim the second article and highlight it for me so I can just hit the high points.
My friend saw that the other day. He texted me, "Looks like Katy Perry and sound like Nicki Minaj." Yep, I'd say that about sums it up.
In case anyone cares: Talked to my other Saudi partner. Brothers mostly just hug their sisters. Mystery solved! (ie: you were all right)