Tell him you're worried that if you continue talking to him you'll become one of those "foreign instigators" you keep hearing about on the news.
I was just out on my front porch and up onto said porch jumps a raccoon the size of a dufflebag in the "knuckle up bitch" pose. I scared it away, but these little bastards and skunks are fucking everywhere around here now. I'm afraid to buy a dog because it will get its ass kicked nightly out there.
I saw a duck with about a dozen babies on the lake out in the back yard, and it made me wonder ...can hawks dive at birds on water?
If this is real, please allow the seas to open up and swallow us all. MY. GOD. This beats the shit out of that Prayer Cross thing. "Bibs aren't just for babies". No, they're also more toddlers and the mentally retarded as well. Didn't I tell you that the terrorists won?
My bet was someone going through his internet history and this place stuck out like a sore thumb amongst all the porn.
How much further along would I be on my homework if I stopped watching basketball, drinking rum, petting the dog, and looking at this forum? Probably not much, I'd be playing PS3 most likely.
Hi ladies and gents, I've been away for awhile, can someone tell me just what is going on around here? I remember the drunk threads being a lot more animated. Here's a shot of Katja Kassin to liven things up. NSFW
In prison arts and crafts did you learn that you can make an ashtray out of nothing but a cigarette and a snitch's forehead?
Ooh, ask a convict thread!! Just joshin. Was it state prison or county jail? What kind of shit did you experience that you didn't expect? Did you meet any out of the ordinary prisoners (like serial killers or those fanatical religious murderers) or was it just attempted robbery or assault guys? Are you a changed man?
Well, now that I have access to good food that contains fiber instead of just bread and water, the consistency of my shit isn't much of a problem (read: no more constipation). NSFW
Sunday Funday! I'm still slightly buzzed and loving life. P.S. What happened to the guy who had the brain tumor? He hasn't been around in a while. Is it sad that I've noticed? Absolutely.
We weren't allowed tobacco where I was. That doesn't mean that we didn't get it. We dipped snuff instead. Believe it or not, my dad actually got it sent in for me and my buddies.