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Lew Lew Lew, I Got Some Apples! WDT 4/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 15, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Pfffffffffffffffft. I wanna know why the fuck you wouldn't serve me booze after sundown?!
     
    #41 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
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    Not to sound like a fucking moron, but you are Indian? Which kind of Indian?
     
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    #43 Stimpson J Cat, Apr 15, 2011
  4. shegirl

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    Part feather, the rest is Italian and Irish. I was destined to be a hothead.

    And Stimpson, bite me.
     
    #44 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
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    Holy fuck, you were destined to be a gambling alcoholic.
     
    #45 Devils Advocate, Apr 15, 2011
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    I liked it, too, which is why it stays even after I fixed it to make it more correct:



    'Cause firewater make shelady's 'giner go smash-smash. And I don't feel like getting scalped with a dull machete in my sleep. I'm against being machetable.

    We can still play "Big Chief"* though, iffn ya want.

    *Anyone who gets this reference from a very underrated cowboy movie wins a brand new shiny nickle.
     

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    I'm partial to this sign.
     

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  8. shegirl

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    And a lush. But, I don't gamble so in my world that evens it out.
     
    #48 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
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    Thank you Chambord for finally distributing your delicious Chambord Vodka to North Carolina.
     
    #49 taste_my_rainbow, Apr 15, 2011
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF ALL TIME:
     

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  11. shegirl

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    Did you win!!!??? Did you win?!!! You've been practicing your WTF agro face.
     
    #51 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
  12. Gris

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    haha nope. The national contest isn't until the 28th. I was just trying to predict the future.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    You already have. On the RMMB one of your tags, sig something said that you were going to be famous. Seems you were right.
     
    #54 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
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    Oh man, believe me, I know that. But it's given me a lifelong goal in comedy -- to become a more popular google search result than the Family Guy Chris Griffin... or at least to appear somewhere on the first page.
     
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    Uh-oh looks like I passed out at one of your parties. Don't forget to anally molest me so you can laugh about what a fag I am.

    So, big daddy, how does it feel knowing that no matter what you do in life, you'll never be as cool/hot/famous/funny as me?
     
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    POPCORN TIME EVERYONE!!! WOOHOO!!!
     
    #57 shegirl, Apr 15, 2011
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    I am sitting here laughing hysterically. This is truly entertaining. I'm not bashing anyone. This could be awesome.
     
    #58 Devils Advocate, Apr 15, 2011
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    Fag, Canadian, Male Rapist... it's all the same when we're ripped on coke in our mother's basement pretending to be a lawyer.

    "They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... okay mom."
     
    #59 Gris, Apr 15, 2011
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    Your retarded.
     
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