Jesus Christ, I'm an alchy, not a coke fiend! ...Oh, wait. You guys finally talking about someone else?
I thought a bit of the tard was a requirement here. My bad. Maybe...hmm....FAG*! *Channeling my inner 'sack. Funny sidenote, spellcheck wanted to correct tard to tarred. I giggled. I guess I'm easily amused. Whatever.
And then when they find out it's because you physically held my hand around your penis and did it while I was passed out after you roofied me at a "party", they'll probably call the cops. But when you're in jail, your hairbrush story will go over really well. You'll have lots of opportunities to prove to people what fags they are. Also, I never mentioned anything about viagra... hmmm... bit of an accidental over-share?
Yeah, I made sure to pass out at all their houses. I'm going to have to arrange that in Toronto too. Is it customary for me to bring the viagra? or do they bring it themselves and pop it before they show me how big of a fag I am?
You know what this thread needs? More old man dick! NSFW But I'm not going to be the one to provide it.
So, if I'm following you, what you're implying is that I need to import some viagra from another country... another country, like say, the US of A? And perhaps I might know someone in the States who has a major viagra connection? A certain astronaut lawyer who bangs 90 bitches at once? And he might be able to deliver it to Toronto, while simultaneously showing every dude who passes out in his way how big of a fag they are?
Looks like you spent a considerable amount of time google image searching and then photoshopping pictures of shirtless dudes. Damn, stop showing me how big of a fag I am. I can't take it.
What was that joke about fighting on the internet and the special olympics? Intelligent discourse and depravity are missing from both of your schticks. It's like watching a fucking Dane Cook special with you two. The same, boring, tired played out shit. Why don't you both get a room, cut out a small portion of the a-joining doors and fucking glory hole each other. The sexual tension between the two of you is palpable.
Hahahaha glory hole each other! Thank you king of the internet for your intelligent discourse AND bonus 4chan gif. You are the man, playa. You are the man.
I kinda am hoping for a draw-off. The memories of Gris's works of modern art still bring tears of laughter to my eyes.
Speaking of astronauts with viagra connections, we had a discussion in the pharmacy today as to why there were so many relatively young gay men getting viagra. Apparently they're just pill diverters for ballsack.