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Lew Lew Lew, I Got Some Apples! WDT 4/15/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Apr 15, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    Does anything productive ever come out of post-breakup phone calls? Ever? Do they ever leave either party happier than if they hadn't been made?


    Also did this joke make sense to anyone besides ballsack? Anyone? Or even ballsack himself? I've thought about it for several minutes, and I'm more confused than when I started.

    sack, you know merely using the words fag, dick, and gay all in one sentence isn't in and of itself a joke, right?
     
    #81 MoreCowbell, Apr 15, 2011
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    Don't be so gaydickfag.
     
    #82 Beefy Phil, Apr 15, 2011
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    So in other news, I had a shitty day at work and have lots of beer! Woohoo!

    And I pre-salted the sidewalk in front of my house so I don't need to worry about the snow tonight! Woohoo!
     
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    Oh I love jokes!
     
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    I swear to Christ, I will find a way to fight you over the Internet.
     
    #85 Beefy Phil, Apr 15, 2011
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    Not to interrupt you ladies bickering but...


    I just submitted the final paperwork for a huge project at work that has been ongoing for almost 6 months now.

    Celebrating with beers and ice cream sandwiches.

    FEELS GOOD, MAN.
     
    #86 Binary, Apr 15, 2011
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    Fuck you Gris, I hardly ever go to the glory hole! And they call it a 'mancession' for a reason, you prick. A man's got to do a man, that's what he's gotta do, if he's going to make the bling bling and fly down to Reno. So STFU or I'm telling my mom!
     
    #87 Ballsack-3.0, Apr 15, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Evening bitches.

    Frylock.

    GREASE! DID YOU GET TO MEET HOLLOHAN? DID HE SHOW YOU HIS SUPER SWEET TAT AND SECRET HANDSHAKE?
     
    #88 Nom Chompsky, Apr 15, 2011
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    What the FUCK is wrong with you Ballsack?
     
    #89 Ironman, Apr 15, 2011
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    Are you going to start MSPainting pictures too?
     
    #90 ssycko, Apr 15, 2011
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    He's off the blow.



    No. Really.


    For realz.
     
    #91 Nettdata, Apr 15, 2011
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    Oh, is tonight the night when they all come back?
     
    #92 Beefy Phil, Apr 15, 2011
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    Haha, I shouldn't meet people's friends. They're far too polite to ask, "why are you like this?", but making deadpan jokes that nobody else gets while not changing your expression isn't endearing.

    Oh well. I'm amused.
     
    #93 Nom Chompsky, Apr 15, 2011
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    As long as you are entertained, who cares?

    Maybe that's why I don't have many friends who can take me in large quantities...


    [​IMG]
     
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    Funniest thing, I was just cleaning out my email box last week when I found this old picture. Pretty sure we were having an election back then, too.
     

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    What the fuck is a Gilz DooKepp?

    Also, Ballsack looks like Cyrano de Bergerac?
     
    #96 Beefy Phil, Apr 15, 2011
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    You know what's even more fun and riveting than talking politics? Talking Canadian politics.

    Fun fact: they delayed a debate for this election because it would interfere with a Montreal Canadians playoff game.
     
    #97 MoreCowbell, Apr 15, 2011
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    I understand they call the national treasury the Loonie Bin.

    HAHAHAHAHA.

    I hate myself.
     
    #98 Beefy Phil, Apr 15, 2011
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    I open up Facebook to be greeted by a girl's status update that she's upset that her rapist called her names recently.

    ...

    Sooooooo your rapist is still on your friends list, you still TALK to your rapist, and this is how you let everyone know you are indeed a rape "victim."

    Then there is her friend's reply to that update:
    On a side note I am abstaining from alcohol for 30 days. Five days in so far and they drop this daisy cutter. I hate everyone I know.
     
    #99 CharlesJohnson, Apr 15, 2011
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    I was sitting next to my girlfriend and I farted on her. On purpose. She called me a fucking disgusting pig and went into the bedroom. What gives?
     
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