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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

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  1. travis

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    Fuck all of you. EVER.

    Goddamn Canadians cant even put all their posts up. Just stick to maple syrup.
     
    #121 travis, Feb 13, 2010
  2. Fernanthonies

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    We have whiskey (and Whisky) in the kitchen...should I keep drinking?
     
    #122 Fernanthonies, Feb 13, 2010
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    Yes, yes you should continue drinking. While I continue to be a good boy someone has to act up on my behalf.
     
    #123 Bundy Bear, Feb 13, 2010
  4. Allord

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    I. Hate. Women. So. Much.

    God damn.

    But you know what?

    I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN

    Three separate women flaked on me. I told each of them to go fuck themselves. I'm sick of dealing with stupid shit, and I refuse to stand for this retarded flakiness.

    In addition, the girl who turned me down two weeks ago just went for the skinny, wiry, socially retarded guy I know. This is driving me nuts. Not because she's fucking another dude, but because she's fucking a dude that is so clearly inferior to me.

    what the fucking fuck.

    On the other hand, I have a lot of other prospects, several of which are begging me to come fuck them. And I went to a fucking awesome barbecue tonight. I ate lamb, chicken, and beef tonight.

    I drank like a motherfucking juggernaut. I'm feeling optimistic, mysoginistic, misanthropic, and jolly.

    GO ME
     
    #124 Allord, Feb 13, 2010
  5. Crown Royal

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    That was probably the poorest planned Openeing ceremonies in Olympic history. Indoors in Canada's version of the MetroDome (only not quite as shitty)? The cauldron doesn't work? An opera singer that made me want to slit her throat? K.D. LANG ?!!? Watching Gretzky ride in the back of a mid-grade pick-up truck for over 20 minutes? Mounties preparing the olympic flag? Is this who the fuck we are? Fuck. FUCK. Even the 1988 ceremony was better, and the had it in fucking MCMAHON STADIUM.

    Oh, well. At least unlike the summer games we don't have to hear 3.5 hour sob stories before a 3 minute event about how Jessie gave it all to be the best kayaker he could be, despite his mom being an injured civil war vet, and how he braved the cold every morning to hook up with his HGH dealer.
     
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    Canadians, please explain to me what that tap dancing was about in the opening ceremony.
     
    #126 Nohik, Feb 13, 2010
  7. Rob4Broncos

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    Dude, they're not gonna understand the question. Let me help you...

    "Hey buddy, what was all that tap dancing aboot, eh?"
     
    #127 Rob4Broncos, Feb 13, 2010
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    Fuck everybody, I'm shitfaced. Today is my Friday night, and my birthday is V-Day. Everything sucks right now.

    Watch this and enjoy:



    Best mash up I've ever heard, DJ Earworm is a genius.
     
    #128 iczorro, Feb 13, 2010
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  9. Primer

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    They showed that video on national TV directly after the opening - It's fucking disgraceful is what it is. Even in my drunken haze last night I was still blown away at the audacity of CTV. Fuck those guys.

    Fucking lesbians, give them an inch and they'll take the world.
     
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    Shit, man. I just saw a truncated version of the death of that luger. That fuckin sucks, man...
     
    #130 iczorro, Feb 13, 2010
  11. Crown Royal

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    Exact-a-mundo. We all sound like that. I'll also answer in a matter you would understand:

    "It has nothing to do with oil, so it wouldn't interest you."
     
    #131 Crown Royal, Feb 13, 2010
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    Guys, guys. "Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder."

    Now, everyone say you're sorry and let's go back to laughing about how the Bermudans embarrassed their entire country by appearing in knee socks, short-shorts and felt blazers on international television.
     
    #132 Beefy Phil, Feb 13, 2010
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    They looked like the Angus Young fan club, so I was hoping they would come out Godzilla-stomping to Shoot to Thrill. Seriously, what the fuck was going through their heads? The climax to If...?

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    #133 Crown Royal, Feb 13, 2010
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    I fail to see the issue. I understood his answer perfectly.

    But Crown, you should know, we drive hybrids now. Replace 'oil' with 'environment,' and you'd be spot-on.
     
    #134 Rob4Broncos, Feb 13, 2010
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    We drive dogsled or Reindeer. Infinity miles to the gallon (or litre).
    Me, I always take a solar-powered Hummer limo or fly in an electric Gulf Stream jet.
     
    #135 Crown Royal, Feb 13, 2010
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    Haven't seen the opening ceremonies, but here is one review: "Everything sucks. The Chinese should be in charge of ceremonies from now on."

    Ok, fair, I couldn't find the review I wanted and made that up. but from everything I've heard, it's accurate.
     
    #136 iczorro, Feb 13, 2010
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    It was a decent ceremony, before the four fatal flaws near the end. It was so STEREOTYPICALLY Canadian, though. I was hoping for something for artful than a 60-foot-tall Christmas light Polar Bear. I was waiting for Sticky The Maple Syrup Bottle and Owwie The Baby Seal Bash Club to come running out and start square-dancing.

    It will be hard for ANY to top the Chinese opener two years ago. It was an eight-barrelled ceremony.
     
    #137 Crown Royal, Feb 13, 2010
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    This is pretty much the issue and what the good fuck was with Gretzky and his thirty fucking minute truck ride? He didn't even look like he wanted to be there.

    Highlight of the night was when there was some dude running beside Gretzky's truck and he got taken out by the some security people.
     
    #138 Primer, Feb 13, 2010
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    I think nature put my Oak coffee table together, I think some Canadian factory manager hired some beavers to do it or some shit. So I shouldn't put my ass under it? Well FUCK YOU Beefy-Fil-a, I'll put my ass under whatever the fuck I want. Because I'm the god damn Batman.

    I can't understand what the hell you're saying. It's been over a decade since I last spoke Canadian.
     
    #139 Allord, Feb 13, 2010
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    Fuck my hat-they got Kenneth from '30 Rock' to be the flag bearer?
     
    #140 Bob Trousers, Feb 13, 2010
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