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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. scootah

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    Grinder is a big part maori guy with a shaved head and a shitload of tattoo's and scars. I was actually introduced to him by his real name (which I won't mention since I don't know if he publishes it or not) - which is a very standard suburban sort of name. I've seen his work online for a while - he's pretty well known in the body mod and BDSM scene and grew up around piercers and body modification artists. This is basically the family business for him and he's got so much experience and talent that it's just unbelievable. It's like when you meet those kids who are 7th generation circus performers and their comfort around circus shit is just so intuitive and part of who they are that you feel like a clumsy idiot for not being able to juggle 7 balls behind your back while doing yoga on a galloping horse navigating through a burning obstacle course.
     
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    Suddenly the Incan ritual thing makes a lot more sense....
     
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    An interesting poiint about the Moko which is the tattoos the Maori have on their face. They used to do them with bone needles and once started they couldn't stop until the whole thing was finished.

    If you couldn't handle having it done in one go you lived with a half finished job for the rest of your life.
     
    #183 Bundy Bear, Feb 18, 2012
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Man, Midnight in Paris is porn for the pretentious, isn't it?

    Or should I say, an erotic journey for the omphaloskeptic.
     
    #184 Nom Chompsky, Feb 18, 2012
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    Because I... am Dalí!
     
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    So it turns out Chris Brown is gay, and a bottom.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2011/09/30/leaked-messages-allege-chris-brown-had-gay-sex-is-a-bottom/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2011/09/30 ... -a-bottom/</a>
     
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    Well, now that he's gay, I totally forgive him for being a woman-beating son of a bitch.

    I love celebrities. With them around, it's almost as though there aren't any real problems in the world.
     
    #187 ghettoastronaut, Feb 18, 2012
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    Mixing hummus with rice has to be one of the best ideas I've had yet.
     
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    FALSE! Brown rice and eggs. OH BOY.
     
    #189 bewildered, Feb 18, 2012
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    You've got it all wrong, if horrible people can dance, we forgive them, duh. Ask Michael Jackson.
     
    #190 Backroom, Feb 18, 2012
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    I already had eggs this morning IN MY GLORIOUS DINER FEAST
     
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    SOY SAUCE!
     
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    Or his recent twitter when he's TO ALL YOU HATERZ I HAVE A GRAMMY NOW WHAT?

    Yeah, ass-douche. You have a Grammy. Such fucking prestige! Imagine being a member of the same exclusive club as Kelly Clarkson and Milli Vanilli. You. Have. SHIT.

    Talk to me when you can beat up a MAN in a fight And to any girls that still think Chris Brown is hot and/or awesome, I hope the Spanish Inquisition kills you with fire and brimstone.
     
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    I BET YOU EAT PRE-COOKED BACON
     
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    Fuck. You might as well have told me that I play ball like a girl.

     
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  16. FreeCorps

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    With the inflection even.
    I bet you play ball LIKE A GIRL
     
    #196 FreeCorps, Feb 18, 2012
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    Whoa, whoa whoa.

    Why is Milli Vanilli getting thrown under the bus here????
     
    #197 Nom Chompsky, Feb 18, 2012
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    You have no idea how high I'm about to get in thirty seconds.

    I'll tell you about it in five or ten minutes.

    Look, I know you're singing partner killed himself awhile back. But YOU DON"T NEED HIM. You were both the Vanilli AND the Manilli! The Rob AND the FAB! The blame AND the rain!


    ...and I bought their cassette album in Grade seven like everyone else. Do somethin'.
     
    #198 Crown Royal, Feb 18, 2012
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    True. Everyone hold on here. You can't beat this.
     
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    I watched the 3D version of Phantom Menace tonight and realized that adding one additional dimension to Jar Jar Binks does not make him one iota more tolerable as a character.

    Also, is it wrong that I find this kind of sexy?
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    #200 Angel_1756, Feb 18, 2012
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