Most of you probably don't remember when that French dude told Whitney Houston "I want to fuck you" on national TV, I now know that actually meant he wanted to introduce her to Bobby and the glass snorkel.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Robert Pattinson seems like a cool dude and I would gladly hang out with him and jokingly say we should make out a little but then if he didn't want to make sure he knew I was kidding.
I'm sure you could but there still comes a point where you are so stoned that Twilight will cease to cause you that much distress. That said, a girl telling you she's into Twilight is the same as telling you see's got daddy issues. And certain unscrupulous gentlemen would take full advantage of that fact.
I would take full advantage by making like the Road Runner and *meep meeping* dee FUCK outta dere, brah. You know what you do when a girl tells you she's into Twilight? First, assume that the book is the one she's read with the least amount of pictures in it. Then, you tell her to super-size your fries/hand over your live bait. And what in the Wide World Of Sports is the deal with dudes being into crazy chicks? This is my own brand and I should understand this but I DON'T. Dating somebody that's actually nuts is like living in the bowels of a red nightmare. Stop telling me that the crazy ones are the best in bed. Maybe they are. However, the other 23 hours, 57 minutes and 3 secondsof your day is spent keying "asshole" into your car, lighting your closet on fire and dripping her blood in your mouth while you sleep while laughing like Fu Manchu. Fun fucking times. Yeah, PASS.
The most disappointing part of moving back into my childhood bedroom is that none of my old glow in the dark posters glow in the dark anymore.
Haven't had a drink since new years. Not a resolution or anything like that. I've just been away from friends and been busy at work. These spiced rum and cokes are fucking delicious. And my tolerance is way down. I like it.
Anynbody stilll up. Living on the west coast is a bitch. In my drunken state I think the casino would be a good idea. I guess I have too much money in my wallet. I need to get rid of some.
Nope, I'm up in Canda. Living inPrince George, BC. The "most dangerous city in Canada". I don't buy into that shit though. So we've had a few murders. whatever.
Handshakes there are quite vigorous. And their thank you's are plain dastardly. On the downside I am actually having to do a bit of work tonight.
Man I miss commerce. Just the ability to say "I'm getting light on cash, let's go pick up a few hundred bucks" and be back in a few hours.
I have actually never been to Commerce. Only place in Cali I've ever gone is Morongo. If any of you CT people wants to go to Mohegan/FW though...
The Most Dangerous City in Canada is like being voted the hottest Waffle House waitress in Alabama. Even if you win, you're still losing.
I went to Morongo once, one of the most depressing places I have ever been to. After I busted out of the tournament after making a correct read, I then got trapped by some old lady eating fish with her set of queens against my TPTK for the rest of my cash. Never been back.
Yea I know. Most dangerous city in Canada is like living in some bumfuck city in the US that has relatively low crime. But it's funny how the news here is all over it and it's all you hear about for the week that it comes out.
No arguments here. But when you're a 19 year old in Claremont with $120 and a head full of poker terms, it's about as good as you'll get.
I think my favorite moment at Commerce was when a belligerently drunk black man with an medical gauze over one eye, who apparently had "settlement money" (I'm assuming from whatever gave him that eye gauze) knocked over his stack of chips, and one of his $5 chips rolled into my stack. I picked it up and tossed it back to him, informing him it was his. He interrupted play and insisted the dealer stop for a second, to inform the table that I was an "honest white man," he then called me Craig and shipped in his entire stack blind. He had 10-5 offsuit, and was up against pocket kings. The kings hit a set on the flop, and then he hit runner runner for a straight. I nearly pissed myself laughing.