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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Speaking of Dr. J, did anyone else hear about a sex tape that he had about 10 years ago? I remember seeing a picture of him in Hustler with grey hair and glasses doing this mediocre looking black girl, and there was a short piece about it.

    After doing literally minutes of research, I couldn't find any pictures online.

    Now back to the same old stuff:


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  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    If there wasn't such a thing as non-stick pots and pans, I don't think I'd ever bother cooking.
     
    #342 dubyu tee eff, Feb 19, 2012
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    Are you trying to make people vomit?
     
    #343 Backroom, Feb 19, 2012
  4. Gravitas

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    It's helpful to start thinking of him as decencybandit69.
     
    #344 Gravitas, Feb 19, 2012
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    I would take in his prime Shaquille first.
     
    #345 MoreCowbell, Feb 19, 2012
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    Not Metta World Peace?

    I am making a new law: you are NOT allowed to change your last name to "World Peace" if the one thing you are famous for is running into the stands during the game and throwing haymakers on fans half your size. Perhaps Metta Whatta Pussy would be better.

    You got hit with a soft drink cup, you fucking wuss. What gritty athleticism and willingness to take the high road you display. I've seen the guys from Oasis handle shit like that better.
     
    #346 Crown Royal, Feb 19, 2012
  7. scootah

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    Did we REALLY go from this?

    To talking about which giant black guy we'd take first?

     
    #347 scootah, Feb 19, 2012
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    Hey, not all of them are black. We were also discussing how we'd have to take Larry Bird and what's-his-face together.

    I clearly don't watch basketball much.

    Secondary point: why are American child actors all so horrible? My god.
     
    #348 ghettoastronaut, Feb 19, 2012
  9. Crown Royal

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    Why are you-- of all men on here-- complaining?
     
    #349 Crown Royal, Feb 19, 2012
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    Whoops. See what happens when I don't Google first?



    Child actors are horrible because they are fucked up versions of their fucked up parents.
     
    #350 PIMPTRESS, Feb 19, 2012
  11. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Speaking of which:


    There was a caption on this that said "It looks like his head grew up but his face didn't." Died.
     

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    Homoerotic foreplay where all the guys wear matching outfits and they cut film before anyone gets their cock out doesn't really do it for me. Call me when the giant black guys are fucking and I'll be interested in which 5 we'd pick for a team event.
     
    #352 scootah, Feb 19, 2012
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    Actually, we went from this:

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    To talking about which black guy we'd pick, to this:

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    So I guess I'm saying I don't know where we are anymore.
     
    #353 Dcc001, Feb 19, 2012
  14. Gravitas

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    Google image search Greg Oden. You will be delighted.
     
    #354 Gravitas, Feb 19, 2012
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    I can think of two non-American films I've seen in the last year that had significant amounts of child acting in it, and the children in those movies were miles ahead of anything I've seen in American TV or films.

    In other news, I'm polishing my shoes. I have to be all shiny for the boss tomorrow. Promotion and all. Yee haw.
     
    #355 ghettoastronaut, Feb 19, 2012
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    I'd focus on choosing the right tie first. Shoes matter, but it is hard for the boss to see your shoes when you are on your knees.
     
    #356 Gravitas, Feb 19, 2012
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    I can think of at least three levels of supervisors/superiors/etc. who are female. I don't know who's above that. I'd have a hard time.
     
    #357 ghettoastronaut, Feb 19, 2012
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    Shouldn't that make it easier?
     
    #358 Gravitas, Feb 19, 2012
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    Point is, I wouldn't be on my knees.

    Secondary question: how the hell did Man Men magically shrink Alison Brie's tits?
     
    #359 ghettoastronaut, Feb 19, 2012
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    Haven't you been reading that other thread? Most women have daddy issues and subsequently dislike oral sex. Jeesh, Grav, keep up whydoncha.
     
    #360 Dcc001, Feb 19, 2012
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