My biggest issue with grits is the mouth feel, but oddly I do like polenta as it is just a bit creamier and doesn't feel so much like I am eating a bowl of ball bearings.
Since she mentioned it. I fucking loathe coleslaw. Slimy shredded Mayonnaise slop. The name even sounds gross. Slaw. Never liked it.
Do you know about the jelly shot test kitchen? I've made a bunch of them and they're pretty easy and totally worth the awesome payoff.
The provincial holiday has resulted in the contractors being away. My favourite tech had to be one of them. There is something to be said for having at least one person your age working with you.
I've never been a huge fan of grits, but I went to a BBQ place on Friday night that served BBQ shrimp and lemon-infused grits. I was nearly in tears, it was so good I was becoming aroused. And the brisket was just epic. So impressed. WAY better. Put that on top of a pulled pork sandwich and I'm in heaven.
Those are called Oysters en brochette. Wrap an oyster in bacon, batter it, deep fry it, and then drizzle browned butter on top. Order a dozen and a cardiologist.
I've just taken gravy on a crash course in advanced women practices. I think he is going to stay single forever.
Before this gets misconstrued as anything remotely fun let me clarify: I showed her the foul bachelorette meme. A feeling of recognition and nostalgia washed over her and she immediately starting linking me to all the foul things she has done herself. Like a man standing at the front of a dark cave I descended. I have emerged alive, but my experiences in the depth of bachelorette hood have left me scarred. I should not have ignored the inscription above the cave's entrance. Abandon all hope ye who enter here. http://fckyeahbachelorettefrog.tumblr.com/archive
I won't lie, my misconstrued idea was way more entertaining than bachelorette party shenanigans. Although, "suck for a buck" did figure into the works.
Now I just look gross! I related to maybe half of them. Jesus Gravy. You're tryin to make me look bad or something. Actually I think I just made myself look worse. WHATEVER. FART BUBBLES EXIST.
I'm with Crown on the oysters thing. In what world is shovelling a large piece of snot into your mouth tasty? The consistency alone of those things is enough to make me puke let alone the taste. Why can't we spend more time talking about how awesome this is?
This reminds me, my girlfriend for the most part is super clean, but one of the habits of hers that I had to break was she would use a tissue and then PUT IT BEHIND HER PILLOW. There would be USED TISSUES UNDERNEATH THE PILLOW, SOMETIMES FOR DAYS AND I WAS SLEEPING NEXT TO THEM.