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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Get me some booze and you some peanut butter and we'll have a sit-down.
     
    #441 Crown Royal, Feb 20, 2012
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Have I ever told y'all how much I hate national holidays?
    Well I do. It seems like no matter what the holiday is, it somehow fucks up my plans.

    Today I headed over to the bank to get my check records from August of 2010, records which would absolve me of wrong-doing and keep me out of jail, but the bank was closed.
    Why? Fucking Presidents' Day.

    FUCK HOLIDAYS IN THEIR FUCKING ASSES.

    Now it's time to watch "The King of Comedy," one of the only Scorsese movies that I've never seen.
     
    #442 dixiebandit69, Feb 20, 2012
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That's a brilliant movie, though not for all tastes. DeNiro has never been more atypical, and it's the best thing Jerry Lewis has ever done in acting (see: not annoying). A strange film, though.
     
    #443 Crown Royal, Feb 20, 2012
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I bet you someone, somewhere, has masturbated to this video.
     
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  5. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    I'll see your bet and raise you that that someone is probably a member of TiB.
     
    #445 Angel_1756, Feb 20, 2012
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    Well, Charles "GIFs of Up-to-the-elbow-anal-fisting" Johnson was the one to post it. Just saying.
     
    #446 MoreCowbell, Feb 20, 2012
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    Is anyone going to bother listing odds? I'll give you Black Jesus at 3:1.
     
    #447 Bundy Bear, Feb 20, 2012
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    BAM MOTHERFUCKERS

     
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  9. Primer

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    THIS GUY.
    THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN WALK OR CONTROL HIS BODDAAAAY.
    THIS GUY.
    BAM!
     
    #449 Primer, Feb 20, 2012
  10. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Awesome buddy. Youse fucking famous NOW, meng!
     
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  11. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    "We know that once a person is perverted it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex."



    I can't help but think that Mr. Putnam is talking about TIB in this video.
     
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  12. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I can't be the only one that got a little hot and bothered when the aunt insisted Jill look at her panties.

    "YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE MY PANTIES???"
     
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    Holy shit, a 12 year old naked girl eating out of dumpsters? What has this world come to?
     
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    That reporter comes across as a fucking asshole.

    "Raul wants his piece of the pie." Seriously? How about Raul wants to live his life the best he can, and despite his condition, busts his ass to get into UCLA and try to make his life better.

    What a fucking prick.

    As for you, wheelz, fucking stick it to 'em, man.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    I mean when she actually de-pantied I was thinking "ahh yeah, this is getting pretty hot." Nothing like a girl with her panties half assed down while she's trying to teach a waterhead about periods.
     
    #455 Kubla Kahn, Feb 20, 2012
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    I remember that film from grade school. "Science film # 39: Menses.". What a disappointment. Science film #42 "The colon: Heart of Darkness" was much deeper, with lots of twists and turns.
     
    #456 lust4life, Feb 20, 2012
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    I'm new to Craigslist, and I'm looking for a place to live. Is every other post a troll? What the fuck is this? There are so many of these I feel like if I call someone they're going to take me to their friend's house when they're away.
     
    #457 Kampf Trinker, Feb 20, 2012
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    This comment is actually making me rethink my membership on this board. Congratulations. This is a first for me.

    I'm even more disturbed that I laughed so loudly at it.
     
    #458 BigChops, Feb 20, 2012
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    Found this on youtube today. Its my lawn guy. Made my night.

     
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  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Word to the wise, do not watch this stoned. I'm never going to be the same. It was just weird overload.

    Oh and watching it on the can doesn't really help either.
     
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