This phrase preceded just about every one night stand I ever had. That phrase is the equivalent of saying 'Candyman' three times. Bad things happen. Bad things that I don't want to talk about.
This is Jeremy Lin: Now, listen to this (make sure that you are seated) ...how does a human being so stupid even get accepted into Free Shoe University?
Fuck those people. Arches collapse because rats shit on them. All they are doing is putting stress on already weak rock. Look at arches and think, wow, those things are fucking cool. Don't hasten their demise.
That has to be a troll. In this day it is unfathomable that any AW wouldn't even do a 10 second GIS just to put up a picture on Facebook with a " ~~~~" under it. If it is not a troll I say we bury her in the darkest corner of this earth where no goodness, mercy or light is found, where no succor can be attained... inside Nicki Minaj's vagina. Then we launch them both into space like the villains from Superman 2.
What the hell is an AW or a GIS? You damned kids. Also, I saw a very funny argument for her being a troll on With Leather yesterday:
You just don't get it, man. Me trying to explain it is like telling Gene Krupa not to go boom boom baaa boom baa. Stop trying to harsh our buzz, old man. AW = attention whore GIS = Google Image Search ATM = Ass Transfer Machine Wait. That last one, I got my wires crossed. Wishful thinking.
Man I had the final today for Micro II. I didn't do so hot on the midterm so I really wanted to smoke the final. Unfortunately....I really don't think I did. Fuck, I'm worried. The midterm was only 20% of the grade so not doing so well is very surmountable, but the way the final went really doesn't help my confidence. Of course, it will all come down to the curve, so we'll see. Fuck. Time to start drinking away my troubles.
Wait, why would anyone ever tell Gene Krupa not to go boom boom baaa boom baa? That's what he did! He went boom boom baaa boom baa. That was his job. I'm so confused. I need to go try my debit card...
Those Iranian ninjas are crazy. This is also the fifth time they've come up today. Was there some sort of email blast about them or something? The interwebs confuse me. Also, I'm totally with you guys on the confusing netspeak. I'm 24 and chronically behind the times when it comes to abbreviations. Why must we abbreviate EVERYTHING?!
Today I had somebody ask me to draft up a letter to help him out with some legal/criminal troubles. I think I'm going to win the weirdest question contest for the next couple of decades among my colleagues. I also handled a birth control script with all the social grace and professionalism of a 15 year old virgin. Disappointing.
NBD if y'all can't keep up. BTW, most stuff is tl;dr, but Tits or GTFO unless BIE suits anyone better. QFT.
Holy shit. We are stuck inside (wife's stupid glasses broke) and we just got a link to toddlers and tiaras. this shit is fake, right?
Well this weekend is off to a nice start. I just got a letter in the mail saying that I owe the city of New Braunfels $455 for a ticket I got there in '10, AND that there is an active warrant for my arrest. I got that ticket when I took Li'l Bandit to Schlitterbahn (amazing trip, by the way), and I KNOW I paid it as soon as we got back home. The warrant officer I talked with on the phone was a real dick, acting as though it's impossible that there could have been a screw-up in his bureaucracy. The bank is closed right now, but first thing tomorrow I'm going by there and get my records from 8/10. Even with those to back me up, I still have to appear before a judge in New Braunfels. I can go up there and back in a day, and it would probably cost me about $80 in gas, assuming nothing happens along the way. The warrant officer said that I wouldn't be arrested if I go with the proof, but I have a feeling that they're gonna try and pull some shit once I get there, like arrest/fine me for some added charge. Have I ever told y'all that I hate everyone involved with law enforcement? This is one of the reasons why.
I am an idiot when it comes to beer, I think. I bought an 18 pack of MGD 64 because hey, 7 bucks! Turns out there's less than 3% alcohol in each beer? I knew there was a reason I couldn't find that information on the box.