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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. gogators

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    I thought GIS stood for Geographic Information systems. Stupid me.
     
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    I'm a genius when it comes to beer.

    I have a 12-pack of homebrew in the 'fridge because, hey, about a buck a beer! And it's 9% alcohol. And it's delicious.

    I win.
     
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    Who has 2 thumbs and is in desperate need of a glass (or three) of wine? THIS GIRL! Academic Research Day can suck it.
     
    #63 TX., Feb 17, 2012
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    Jesus, beer! I forgot to go buy beer! Is it bad when you get so enthralled in a video game that you forget to go buy beer?
     
    #65 ghettoastronaut, Feb 17, 2012
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    Quit complaining. In Canada that would be atleast 15bucks, but then again, our bear is 5 to 5.5% for the most part.
     
    #66 wexton, Feb 17, 2012
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    At least you people are not still at work. Stop bitching about your alcohol and drink it! The faster you drink it, the faster you move on to something better.
     
    #67 rachiii, Feb 17, 2012
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    I'm going nuts.

    My boobs have, apparently, gotten bigger recently.

    My bras don't fit, my dresses are way too tight in that area (as opposed to "tight, but I can handle it") and I can barely breathe, and I have popped the boob button off my coat THREE TIMES.

    THREE TIMES.

    I am so tired of being a living cartoon.
     
    #68 audreymonroe, Feb 17, 2012
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    Given that these shenanigans focus on your boobies, I'd say you qualify more as a Benny Hill character than a living cartoon.
     
    #69 bebop007, Feb 17, 2012
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    Have you also noticed weird cravings, increased peeing and babies sliding out of your vagina onto the linoleum?
     
    #70 Nom Chompsky, Feb 17, 2012
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    It's not a big deal either way with that old employee discount.
     
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    People still have linoleum?
     
    #72 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 17, 2012
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    *edit. forget it.
     
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    Every store and school floor in North America is pretty much linoleum. Unless it's a private school. Kids don't even have to wear shoes there, the entire grounds are leathered tile. They are grouted with virgin blood and spaced evenly with pennies stolen off a dead woman's eyes.
     
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    Embrace it, audrey. I recently noticed that since getting off of the Pill my boobs have gone from a full B to a B-. Disappointing.
     
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    So, either you got an accidental boob job or you're getting fat*.

    *In the titties.
     
    #76 Primer, Feb 17, 2012
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    I'm totally having Tomasz's baby and all he will ever know of his father is his jacket.
     
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    Who is this dude, a seedy drifter? Did the durned ol deputy run him out of town again?
     
    #78 Crown Royal, Feb 17, 2012
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    I need a larger kitchen. Trying to cook an actual meal is about as easy as taking apart a Honda and reassembling it in an elevator. But good God is it worth it. See, tonight I had an amazing experience. I cooked a meal and ate until I was full. Except, this time, there was food left. It's almost like some sort of leftovers or something. I'm kind of lost now. I mean, do people refrigerate and reheat these leftover things?
     
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    I just made a Hemingway daiquiri. this may or may not have been a good idea.

    Let me rephrase, I just finished the drink. About to make another.

    My options: call people and go out. Stay in the house, get blinding drunk and make lewd phone calls. This will involve standing in front of a back lit window and shaking my balls at whoever walks by.

    What seems appropriate?
     
    #80 CharlesJohnson, Feb 17, 2012
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