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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread 2012

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. iczorro

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    So the bad news is, I have to stop getting drunk for the night. The good news is, it's because my neighbor is going to take me on a giant inside the industry wine tasting tour tomorrow, where I will get much more drunk.
     
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    I want to go to a fucking concert.
     
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    I don't have any problems with it. I just assume the family is poor white trash and get on with my day.

    Apologies to anyone who has pierced the ears of their children. I'll make it up to you in food stamps and winnie blues.
     
    #123 AlmostGaunt, Feb 18, 2012
  4. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Motown is wonderful. Is 24 years too old for butterflies?
     
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  5. Fernanthonies

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    Who the fuck cares what time it is!? I'm drunk!

    EDIT: This is especially for Ballsack:

     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    based.
     
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    This Jessica Biel picture was recently brought to my attention.

    Your life will improve immensely upon viewing.

    [​IMG]
     
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    As far as Jessica Biel goes though I guess these are the ultimate.

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    You know what's nice? 600 Watts of bass in my trunk:

     
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    In the not too distant future you will look back on this statement and realize it was the most terrible falsehood you have ever uttered.
     
    #130 Noland, Feb 18, 2012
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    I just forgot 6K worth of good jewelry (plus two heart pieces) at my "friend's" house. I was groggy and realized it when I was pulling away in my car. He was sound asleep and I didn't dare go back in because I thought his very jealous female dog would eat my face off if I re-entered. I'll get it back, but I also did it with 9.5 (read head thread) last summer. I was lucky to get it back that time. I have to remember to put that shit IN my purse. I'm trying to be considerate by taking it off so I don't wound my partner, but damn, careless Queen Bee.
     
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    I got hurt feelings.
     
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    Dude, hahahaha!! There is no such thing as really being prepared, kids will change the way you see everything.
     
    #133 PIMPTRESS, Feb 18, 2012
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    My daughter's were pierced before she turned two. It's fast and they do both ears at the same time, she was scared but hardly cried. She only wears tiny studs, and she's hardly lost them ever.

    Most people I know with little girls do this. I was skeptical about it at first, but really it's no big deal. She doesn't have to wear them later if she doesn't want to.
     
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    Fuck. Flesh hooks are fucking intense. Five flesh hook piercings made me feel like I was peaking on ecstasy. Fucking wow.
     
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    So I was reading an article about Applebee's:

    Me and Audrey walked past this particular Applebee's on our grand quest to find us some delicious pastrami. We settled for soul food, though.
     
    #136 ghettoastronaut, Feb 18, 2012
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    So many questions...where did you insert them? What gauge? Suspend?
     
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    So I just made 4 eggs for breakfast and they all had 2 yolks each.

    I want to topen the rest of the carton now just to see...
     
    #138 Whothehell, Feb 18, 2012
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    Upper shoulders, 6g I think, big game fish hooks with the barn ground off and auroclaved. rigged for a suicide suspension with a lowering platform to ease into the drop. Got most of my weight onto the hooks but hit pain threshold before full suspension.
     
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    Mardi Gras last night was radical! All you poor saps living somewhere else are missing out.

    Oh and ahem. Mobile Mardi Gras is better than New Orleans.
     
    #140 bewildered, Feb 18, 2012
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