Pablo is fat, ask anyone who followed the Giants in 2014 and they could have told you that. On a better note the Oakland Athletics are above 500 with a 4-3 record and leading the American League west. Take that Shimmered, the A's are beating your now second place Rangers. Yeah I am going to brag on that cause I am pretty sure it is going to be my only chance.
That was a little better today, Jays bullpen has been taking it in the ass the past week. Fuck, Donaldson is clutch. Still keeping him in the #2 spot of the order.
MLB Rave: One week in and I'm in first place in my fantasy league! I'm going wire to wire, baby! lol MLB Rant: The real life Braves have achieved a new level of suck.
Heh. They gave up 13 runs to a team predicted to be one of. if not the worst, team in MLB. Chicago gave up 7 to a couple high powered offenses.
Sole possession of last place in the AL West, 3rd worst record in baseball, scored 7 runs in the past 5 games, 4 guys in the starting line up under the Mendoza line (One of which is Dae-Ho Lee whose BA of .167 is almost equal to the combined AVG + OBP + SLG of major off season pick up Eric Lind who has a .059 AVG, OBP, & SLG.) I'm going to go buy a Cubs cap.
Hey man. It's a long season. Every time one pulls ahead is an opportunity to brag. I was listening to The Fan yesterday and they were discussing how Moreland would be gone next year, and Beltre is a free agent after this season, but we've got Fielder and Choo. It made me sad.
You've got a few more years of this guy: Spoiler And yes, I bought this, I think the kid's going to click this year. But then again, what do I know? I have the worlds largest collection of rare Erubiel Durazo cards. 1 Mark Grace signing, 2 concussions, and Billy Beane fucking with his approach at the plate and he was out of the game.
AHA! I was wrong! They can do worse. I don't think Fredi Gonzalez will make it through the season. Just now, Teheran had two outs, loaded the bases, McDowell comes to the mound . . . and Bryce Harper hits a grand slam. I suggest not giving that advice to Julio anymore.
He's not fat, he has a problem...feel sorry for Sandoval y'all bunch of meanies. Pablo Sandoval needs hand-holder for eating issue, ex-trainer says http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...red-sox-needs-hand-holder-former-trainer-says
0-9. Absolutely fucking terrible. At least I don't have to see the major suckitude in person as often as ROM. Only one series up in Cincinnati this year, so that's the only opportunity I'll get to see the Braves disappoint in real life. @Rush-O-Matic please tell me you're at least going out to the ballpark on May 28th for Chipper rescues Freddie bobblehead night. I'm going to be looking all over ebay for one of those things.
Well, of course! I share my season tickets with a group of guys. I couldn't get the one with those tickets to swap with me, so I had to buy my own bonus ticket. Ha!
Watching the Twins/Angels game right now. They're both wearing red jerseys and white pants. It's very confusing. It looked like the Twins might actually win, then Kole Calhoun hit a ball halfway to the moon. I mean he crushed that fucker. Twins are now down 4-2 in the 7th. Braves are up 6-3 in the 9th, so y'all may be the only team without a win by the end of the night.
Fuckin' A right. Mark Trumbo can suck my uncircumcised dick. Where was this shit last year, dipshit? Whatever, Mariners win.
Top of the 9th, Twins up 5-4, runner on 3rd, 2 outs for the Angels. It's a nail biter. EDIT: Twins won. Y'all are still tied for worst.