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Music for Fucking

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nitwit, Apr 2, 2010.

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  1. Dcc001

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  2. toejam

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    David Allan Coe's "Three Biggest Lies*"



    *I stole this joke from somewhere, but can't remember the original source. I also apologize if the song gets stuck in your head, it's catchier than you'd think.
     
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  3. breakylegg

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    I don't need to post it, but I used to have rough sex with a big-titted girl who insisted on "Debaser" by The Pixies played loudly on Repeat.

    Spankwire here I come....
     
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    About a year ago, I decided to make a mixtape involving the most inappropriate songs in the world. It isn't the mixtape you give to a girl when you have a crush on her, it's the one you put on when you want to fuck the bejeezus out of her.
    Some of the songs are repeats of ones you guys have already posted, but there are some real gems on it.

    you can download it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=f98da6042260cc82ab1eab3e9fa335ca2c33719a8de10a96

    and here's the tracklist:

    I have a couple friends who have gotten some use out of it already. I'm sure you degenerates can too.
    enjoy.
     

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  5. mya

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    Just like anything by Massive Attack, as so for Portishead, but I am partial to this one
     
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    [​IMG]


    And in case you're curious what the album actually sounds like:
     
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    I had a friend who had success in giving this song to a girl on a tape. She announced that it made her laugh and ended up being his FB for several years:


     
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    Aaaaaaand now, the starting lineups for your World Champion CHICAGO BULLS!
     
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    Definitely Fuck the Pain Away and Caress Me Down. Good calls on those.

    Always wanted to fuck to Grace by Jeff Buckley, I'll probably try it with the next girl.
     
    #29 c_norris, Apr 3, 2010
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    Elysian Fields "Bend Your Mind"

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQ-7r16R-I" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjQ-7r16R-I</a>
     
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    this is an easy one...

     
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    Just has that vibe...

     
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  13. Stealth

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    Barry White baby ....

     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the ultimate panty moistener:



    Thread over.
     
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    Since someone else posted Closer, I'll go with:



    And I personally cannot think of a sexier sounding song in the history of the universe than this absolute gem:

     
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    Also, how could I forget about this?
     
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    Rammstein's "Pussy"

    Gotta love those guys, the video is a full on porno.
     
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    Yeah yeah yeah, I've heard it all before: I'm a pussy, sap, female, dipshit, pussy-whipped, virgin, idiot, dillusional, homo, disgrace to men everywhere, whatever you want to say. I don't care. I'm part of this board because it's funny as hell, not because people agree with me. There is no way in fucks name I'm going to listen to the following song under any other circumstances.

    However, it gets 'em in the mood.

     
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  20. RCGT

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    Here's some quality advice in these troubled times.



    Yes, it's a different song. Listen to it, don't just sit there looking at the cover.
     
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