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My Bad, Drunk Thread. My Bad. 7/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. hooker

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    I guess that was a bit of a party foul.

    BEERS AND TITS NOW, people. Beers and tits, please.
     
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    Since Kate Upton is considered fat, let's have some scantily-clad crossfit girls with veins popping out of their boobs to show us how women are supposed to look. Or some well-tanned examples of how anorexia and lingerie are hawt. Yeesh. Sexy is as sexy does, folks...and Kate Upton might not have visible abs, but she's sexy does, in my humble opinion.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.freep.com/article/20120712/SPORTS08/120712055/ncaa-reaction-penn-state-scandal-freeh-report" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.freep.com/article/20120712/S ... eeh-report</a>

    In continuing the focus of "Let's Lose Hope In Humanity", apparently Penn State's football program is "unlikely" to receive the death penalty. My question is, what recruits, after all of this turmoil, are saying: "Ima play football for dem baby rapists. Yeah, son."? How far into Alaska will they have to recruit to find someone that doesn't read the news? If they up-fuck programs like Ohio State and USC for treating unpaid players too nicely, surely this shitstorm warrants closing the program?

    Ugh.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Speaking of sharp elbows, if micro-criticizing hot girls is going to be a thing, I'd like to point out that this lovely lady's nipples seem too far away from the center of her chest.

     

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    I'm going to get shit for this, but here goes:
    I don't think Kate Upton is by any means fat or ugly, but I think she has become very overrated.
     
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    How about some thread cross-over action? Olympics + WDT = Breast stroke Winner Naked.

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    Amanda Beard won two gold, four silver, one bronze. She made quite a splash (puns everywhere, lookout!) at the 1996 games, and went from winning a medal and toting her teddy bear at 14, to getting nekkid for PETA and Playboy at 25.

    I bet NBC would really pull in the ratings if all the swimming and diving events were done in the nude.
     
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    Personally, I see movies in theaters if there's some kind of F/X that I'll benefit from seeing on a large screen vs. waiting to see it on my TV. I also don't like seeing shorter movies in theaters, I want to settle in for awhile. I grew up seeing a fair amount of them and it's always been a fun and relaxing experience for me. I'm also lucky that I live near a Chunky's where the ticket prices are pretty decent ($5.75 for matinee and $7.50 for regular) and you can order some food to eat whose markup isn't nearly that bad as other places.
     
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    Edit: What the heck? Why don't those images work? Editing to include the links, which are NSFW.
     
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    Are you into dudes or are you a pedophile?
     
  10. hooker

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    I agree. She's cute... and she can rock it in a bikini pretty good - but she's not what everyone now makes her out to be.
     
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    I don't think in the grand scheme of things movie tickets are really all that expensive. Granted. I mostly go to matinees or the drive in and I never buy anything from the concession stand, but is $9 really out of line for the cost of watching a movie?(Also, who seriously can't sit for 90 minutes without needing a drink or something to eat?)
     
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    Apparently my combination of Guinness/rice/ spicy Thai chicken the other night was a bad idea.

    Why? Glad you asked.

    Because sometime during the night they achieved fusion in my intestines. I now have a turd the size, hardness, and density of a croquet ball lodged in my ass. My butthole is not big enough to pass a croquet ball. This is how people get ruptured, inside out assholes.

    It almost makes me regret not being gay. I'll bet this shit (No pun intended) never happens to them.

    /old person problems
     
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    Dissolve 2 tbsp. sea salt (has to be sea salt) in 8-12 oz. of water and drink it.
     
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    Given the choice between trying to shit out an orange or drinking salt water, I'll take the potential hemorrhoid.
     
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    So I have an "is this tacky or not" scenario which I have been discussing with my husband, and what better place to get a ruling than here, at The Idiot Board. I will not tell you which side of the discussion I am on so I don't sway the ruling.

    We were invited to a wedding tomorrow, catholic ceremony, one of the people getting married is a person ho used to be a very good friend in high school but now is seen maybe once every 2 years. The wedding is over an hour's drive from our house, it starts at 2:00. The reception starts at 6:00. Which leaves quite a gap in time.

    So the options are:

    1. Go to the wedding, kill time until the reception, effectively taking up the entire Saturday
    2. Skip the wedding, go to the reception, take the chance that nobody will notice

    So, what say you TiB, option 1 or 2?
     
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    Option 1. It sucks, but it's the right thing to do. Option 2 is rude and tacky beyond belief.
     
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    Who doesn't plan a reception to be right after the wedding?
     
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    I might agree IF we were talking about an orange. Oranges are squishy and can be reshaped with a little pressure. Have you ever tried to reshape a cue ball to fit into something it doesn't already fit in/through? It ain't happening.

    I would damn near drink a cup of sperm if I thought it would exorcise this shit demon from my ass.

    #ouchIhateLife
     
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    I'm not trying to criticize this statement, because I know you're right, but I find it astounding that our society has come to the consensus that it's perfectly reasonable to not only request, but expect people to give up their whole day like this, and not even have activities for them in between ceremony and reception.

    The worst offender is one of my friends a couple years ago had a 12:00 ceremony and a 7:00 reception which was FORTY FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM THE CEREMONY AND IN THE EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION EVERYONE LOCAL LIVED.

    Mya: are there old high school friends you can hang out with in the interim?
     
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    I say Option #1.

    It blows dogs for quarters, but it is what it is.
     
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