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My Bad, Drunk Thread. My Bad. 7/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    That's a half and half. Guinness and Bass is a black and tan.
     
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    You just ruined several moments of bartenders scoffing and feeling superior.
     
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    Pellet rifles, aw yeah!
     
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    Odds are, they were doing that before he ordered.
     
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    Hell yes! What were you doing with it?
     
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    About the only thing that has cheered me up in the past week:



    It makes me think of Tonka and his love of cookies, but it's still pretty damn funny.

    Thank you everyone for all the PMs and reps after Tonka died. The support has been an unexpected help in trying to get through my day.
     
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    Feral cats may or may not be involved.
     
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    You can take the girl out of Alabama....
     
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    Shoot her eye out with it, of course.
     
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    What the matter? The thought of your mom engaging in hardcore, kinky bondage sex make you uncomfortable?
     
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    Is anybody here???? Helloo hellooo hellooo

    I am watching SNL for the first time in forever and the skit on is about internet commenters and I just can't help but think of some of you guys fondly.
     
    #151 mya, Jul 15, 2012
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    How was the reception?
     
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    It either got her drunk enough to think watching SNL was a good idea.

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    It was so boring that SNL is now considered viable entertainment.
     
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    The wedding was ... odd. The choice scripture was this one "Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is head of his wife just as Christ is head of the church, he himself the savior of the body. As the church is subordinate to Christ, so wives should be subordinate to their husbands in everything." I leaned over to my husband and whispered bullshit....I found out that one of the parent's friends gave a big thumbs down when that was read. Trust me when I say that this didn't fit this particular couple. Or frankly any couples that I know in the past 50 years. We were all trying to figure out how that got slid in there. Then there was an odd sermon. After the fact, we found out that the officiant is a guy we used to know pretty well before he joined the seminary, a brother of another of my husband's good friends. He said this was his second wedding ever. I wish I could say he did a good job because of that, but, in the words of another friend..."that was the worst wedding ceremony I have ever been too".

    But with the reception, there was no pretense. No crazy bridal demands, the food was catered barbeque (yum), the atmosphere was laid back, it was fun and relaxed. We were commenting on how chilled out both the bride and groom were. It was a nice reception.
     
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    I decided to be the DD so my husband could enjoy himself with his friend. So I am watching SNL with a clear mind. I am trying to remember if I have cracked a smile yet.
     
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    Yup, sounds like a solid Catholic wedding. All that's missing is the handing of the beating stick to the groom "in case she gets out of line". Wicked.
     
    #156 Angel_1756, Jul 15, 2012
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    Yeah, that choice of scripture seems to even pre-date the rule of thumb.

    Maybe I'm too much of a control freak, but I would really want to know exactly what the dude was going to be reading before hand just in case the guy decides to change it up and decides that Deuteronomy is the best choice.

    I'm more of a "in the courthouse so she can have a green card" sort of guy anyway, but I would do serious legwork in finding the right officiant.
     
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    PBR sucks.

    If you bring beer to a friend's place for a get together, be a good friend. Buy good beer.
     
    #158 bewildered, Jul 15, 2012
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    SNL is hit or miss. What sucks is that shooting the actual things is the funniest thing in the world, and then you watch it put together and you're all "oh...I mean ha ha I guess."
     
    #159 ssycko, Jul 15, 2012
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    So I'm pretty fucked up, but pellet guns are cool, and Guinness should only be enjoyed by itself. Here's an ass to enjoy

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    now I'm going to sleep
     
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