There's an alarming amount of Seinfeld hate on this board, you gotta take the bad with the good I suppose.
Anything Tyler Perry has ever done (Star Trek cameo notwithstanding). "Oh, but you've never actually watched his movies straight through, BakedBean, how do you know they're shit dribbles?" For the same reason I don't have to watch any Larry the Cable Guy's movies to know what they are.
Do NOT besmirch the smooth voice of Gilbert Gottfried. His smooth musings are what this world needs more of. Case and point.
Jersey Shore / The Hills / 16 and Pregnant / Any televised singing contest / Dancing with C listers / Anything about home renovation or gardening / Any music video show that has ever aired any Chris Brown or Justin Bieber video. Anything involving any form of racing (with possible rally car, that thing with the stunt planes or motocross exceptions for up to 5 minutes). Golf. Lewis Black reading from a script (I love his live standup, his Audiobooks or when he reads from a script for one of his shows makes me want to punch every living thing in the face).
Fran Drescher, who finds me funny, reading everything I've ever written and laughing. Yup, that would be my hell.