No, I don't like that one. Wear those ones. Yeah..mmm [NSFW]

Really guys? You really have a preference? It doesn't matter. If you have a say in the type of underwear that a girl wears, its going to come off shortly after you get them down to it.

With that being said, my ex had a pair of lime green boy shorts that made her ass look amazing! It almost brings me to tears thinking about how my camera that had all the naked pictures of her got stolen.

But I vote for who gives a shit.

 

Edible.

 

Thong or g-string for sure. They just seem more feminine. Besides, I wear boxer briefs and like that she's wearing something not even remotely close to me.

Oh, a thong just seems so much more naughty too especially if its the first time seeing her without pants on.

 

Most of my panties are boy shorts, but if I'm out on a date and I want it to go somewhere, I wear cheeky. I own one thong that I only wear with certain dress pants and a g-string that matches a corset I bought for a boyfriend once.

 

Cheeky, by-fucking-far:

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Boy shorts come in a close second though.

 

I might have asked this before, but I haven't gotten any answers

Can somebody explain the protocol behind edible underwear? Do you put them on after taking off your regular underwear? Do you wear them the entire day and get them nice and ripe?

Can you imagine nibbling a pair of cherry panties only to discover the unmistakable whiff of recycled chocolate?

How did such an invention come about? I can only think of two options: either somebody was hungry while fucking and wished they could just stuff some panties in their maw, or somebody was eating a fruit roll up and wished it tasted more like sweaty vagina.

 

Thongs are EXTREMELY comfortable. Personally, I don't feel "anything riding up my ass." G-strings on the other hand take some getting used too. I wear nothing but thongs. I find boyshorts/cheekies very uncomfortable, and have yet to find a pair that fits me right.

 

I think thongs got a bad rap due to this type of shit happening all throughout the 90s.



That being said, I dated a girl with an ass you could probably bounce quarters off, she looked amazing in a thong.

 

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Forgot to put that in my previous post, but really - nothing teases more than the cheeky.

 

Yes please.

 

Always thought I was a thong guy until I dated this girl a couple of years ago who wore exclusively boy shorts. If you have the ass to pull it off, boy shorts all the way. I'm a convert.

 

Really, as long as she plans on dropping them on my floor - whatever.

But for actual preference while they're on - it's not so much the style. It's how they're worn. Someone who's picked something with attitude, either playful, care free, sexy, whatever - and follows that attitude through when I can see what they're wearing - is going to be sexy.

If you're wearing the cheeky/lingerie fancy stuff and carrying the smoking sex kitten attitude? that's fucking hot. If you've pulled off your jeans and you're wearing boy shorts and a sports bra and you're carrying that tom boy thing through - that's fucking hot. Leather and garter belt with handcuffs? awesome. If the attitude matches the wrapping, and the attitude is sexy - the outfit will work for me. I've never understood people who had one thing that turns their crank.

 

I'm gonna puss out and say that it depends on the ass. Some butts just look better in different types of underwear. You don't use one generic type of frame for every picture, so why should you prefer one generic type of garment for every backside?

That being said, I prefer an ass that looks good in a thong.

I'm no expert on edible underwear, but I expect they commonly have a rather high sugar content... and are sticky... and at least partially melt from body heat. Would you want to stick a fruit rollup down your jocks and sit on it all day? Sexy. If I'm eating one, the procedure would be she showers, dries, puts a fresh pair on and then I tuck in. Personally, I'd rather just coat her in chocolate/syrup/honey/similar and have at it.

 

The ex wife donned a pair of edibles on our wedding night...Nom pretty much said it, it tasted like plastic wax red fruit roll up. Never again.

I'm happy to see Cheeky as the top pick. Perfection.

 

I have to agree with everyone else and go with cheeky, boy shorts being a close second. I really like thongs too of course, but they just don't compare.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I would like to submit exhibit A...

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I will say though that the results surprise me quite a bit, I just assumed that most other guys preferred thongs.

 

Cheeky all the way. They win for being able to be cute and comfortable or lacy and hot while always making my ass look great.

Still wear thongs for practical reasons like with leggings or skirts of course.

 

I'm noticing a common theme with most people's photos and its lace in some form. It can be sexy or cute depending on how it's used and is inherently feminine so everyone wins. That's about all I could ask for.

 

I'm going to agree with our anal hook loving, choke-slapping, nipple clampin' friend Scootah. His views on women's underwear are also pretty good.

It might be the inundation of pornography, I can't be aroused unless the girl is getting fisted by a midget while a German girl squirts on all of them, but the thong is aces. Boy shorts are great, but the ass floss still gets me. When that whale tail sneaks out of her pants I'm always impressed. It's dirty in a good way. It's the idea of the naughty librarian. Normal dressed girl but underneath she's wearing a pair of underwear that leaves nothing to the imagination with two wonderful lobes of flesh waiting to get slapped and bitten.

Wear what fits, what your're comfortable wearing. Or none at all. Ends up being an extra step anyway.