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[NSFW] COFFEE DAY [WDT]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 29, 2023.

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  1. AFHokie

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    Aren't you in the Philly area? DD will be there later this afternoon
     
  2. sisterkathlouise

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    Nope, Michigan. And in a sharp turn of events, it looks like our old exam bed is destined to go on a medical mission. I'm not a big god fan but it feels like a better outcome.
     
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    Not so fun fact that doesn’t belong in the Deadpool thread:

    Curt Schilling is well known as a gamer. Back in the 90s my buddy was also a big strategy and board game geek, and he wound up getting to know Schilling through message boards and game forums. When Schilling was in New York during baseball season they would get together at Schilling’s hotel room and play strategy games, and talk about ideas for new games.

    After awhile Schilling blew him off, and my buddy just figured, hey they weren’t really friends per se, and Schilling had moved on. Until Schilling started publishing his own strategy games, and one of them was a direct rip-off of my friends idea, with no credit given to him whatsoever.

    I’m assuming it’s one of these:

    https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgamedesigner/28343/curt-schilling

    Schilling is a dick.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    I can totally see him cruising the highway with it strapped over his motorcycle.
     
  5. bewildered

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    Anyone else hear about the Canadian couple and their dog who were mauled by a bear?

    I always hear these stories and it's usually some idiot who doesn't understand to leave wildlife alone, but it seems like this attack happened at dusk when bears are most active and maybe they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/two-killed-grizzly-attack-banff-1.6983944
     
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    Grizzly bears are no joke, and it’s at that time of year where they’re hungry and bitchy before they hibernate.

    Pretty sad situation all around, and I’m really sad they had to kill the bear.
     
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    They make no sound while walking, they run faster than Usain Bolt, they are solitary, you can turn around and one can be right there. I love nature but have no interest in being deep in their territory, despite how rare the attacks are.



    The moms are so goddamn angry and aggressive. This is horror movie shit. That is the grim reaper itself coming out of the trees at you.
     
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    Yea, don't fuck with Grizzlies, black bears are chickens.
     
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    When I drove the Trans-Canada Highway with my wife, we stopped at Lake Louise Hotel. There was a grizzly in the woods near the hotel and tourists were standing about 50 feet with snapping pictures with their stupid phones, meanwhile a park ranger was rightfully losing his shit on them for not listening. We didn't even get out of the car or fully stop. An adult grizzly can clear 50 feet at full sprint in about 1.5 seconds.

    Also, I distinctly remember signs all over Banff about going on hikes in groups of four and having bear mace.
     
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    A dumb dick. Stupid enough to think he could put out a "WoW-killer" when WoW was still in its prime. The line of corpses from established competitors who'd all failed the Gom Jabbar could stretch all the way back to Fenway, and he thought his little rookie outfit could pull it off. And he convinced the state of Rhode Island to basically subsidize the effort.
     
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    You know it was true love when neither thought to try and outrun the other.
     
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    I'd have no trouble outrunning my wife over short distances. Her companion power assist certainly has better stamina over large distances. That thing hooks to her chair so she doesn't actually have to have a scooter.

    Screenshot_20231002_170337_Google~2.jpg
     
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    Hey guys, FEMA is totally going to broadcast a signal that will activate the nanobots that we all got in the covid vaccine and kill us in order to reduce the population on October 4. Been nice knowing ya.
     
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    Is it the holidays already?
     
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    Maybe, I have no clue what holidays Qanon celebrates.
     
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    Not gonna lie, I totally would've wanted a Companion Plus for my dong over the weekend. We went out for dinner and drinks on Sat and then kept the booze train going when we got home. I had 3 drinks at dinner and about a 1/2 bottle of Beam Black at home and then the wifey wanted to get frisky. I have the fortunate/unfortunate ability to always have my soldier show up for battle but doesn't always fire his gun when the drink hits. Wouldn't have minded tapping in some mechanical help
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Don't they make a pill for that? That might be better than something mechanical that might:
    - fail to deliver fully because the batteries weren't charged properly
    - experience a short, and go into sudden up-down-left-right movements
    - overheat
     
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    I highly doubt we have a pill to make you orgasm.
     
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    Challenge accepted!

    brb
     
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    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29194112/

    ETA: Dibs on the band name Anorgasmia.
     
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