Taking antidepressants long term so that you can get off during drunk sex is not ideal IMO. Some may disagree.
Were you already jerking in behind the curtain to the People Magazine photos of Ryan Gosling when the nurse walked back? If yes, that's a false start penalty and it doesn't count.
I never get any of the good side effects of the drugs I take. I used to have trouble with delayed “retarded” ejaculation but it was a function of nerves while hooking up with a girl and cranking it too soon before hand. All went away limiting the latter. Viagra doesn’t help you ejaculate (or help with whiskey dick) but it does make you do it 5 x harder. It’s fucking awesome I highly recommend.
Avoiding bear territory because you might get killed by a grizzly is like not using a cell phone because lithium batteries occasionally explode. I mean, sure, it happens, but it hardly seems worth structuring your life around. I hike 600-800 miles/year, every year, mostly in prime grizzly habitat. I've been lucky enough to see a grizzly 5 times. Only one of those times was I even remotely near it, and it was more interested in the berries it was eating than in me. Carry bear spray, don't be stupid, and grizzly attacks are vanishingly rare. That poor couple, though. From the accounts of rangers, the bear seems to have had something wrong with it more than the typical late season bitchiness. I've done some hiking around Red Deer, pretty close to the area where the attack happened.
I think the big issue was that it was a 25 year old female, who was very underweight, not at all ready for hibernation, so was probably hungry, hangry, and was probably having issues hunting and putting on the weight for winter. I would not be surprised that she was starving and was going after anything that looked like food at that point, never mind easy food like people and an annoying dog.
Agreed, just adding for context - to people who aren't familiar with grizzly behavior - that grizzly attacks incredibly rare, and fatal ones even rarer, and fatal ones where the people were prepared (e.g. carrying spray/experienced hikers) even rarer than that and are usually a result of some extraordinary circumstance. This incident was a tragic set of circumstances that came together in a bad way, not something that should be held up as an example of anything except, "yup, we know the backcountry isn't perfectly safe." Lotta ways to die. Hell, I heard that there's a 1 in 831 chance of having an aneurysm while trying too hard to work up a drunk boner.
Man, so what happened to Ranger Liz in Cocaine Bear wasn't "found footage"? Because, that was awesome.
Elk are another beautiful animal that scare me from far away. When those sword-headed pricks are in rut, they’ll just strut right into town and terrorize it like a biker gang. And their head racks are so huge and nasty.