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NSFW: Happy (Pagan) Easter

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 29, 2018.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Just finished tossing 20 lbs of chemical weapons grade pest control powder on my grass. The entire front yard now smells like where the band "My Chemical Romance" got their name. There is something oddly satisfying knowing that every bug that so much as sets a leg on your yard will die.
     
    #41 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 4, 2018
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    While morbid, this is the funniest thing I've seen on Facebook in a while:

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  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Nevermind that they can't drive either.

    Maybe Tesla just needs to market to women?
     
    #43 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 5, 2018
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    #44 dieformetal, Apr 5, 2018
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    #45 Nettdata, Apr 5, 2018
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    Why has he not defended his belt? I assume he could write his own check for any fight no? My guess like Trump fanboys this will just solidify him more with his base supporters.
     
    #46 Kubla Kahn, Apr 5, 2018
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    He made stupid money from the Mayweather "fight" and then just fucked off, and Dana/UFC can't get him to fight. Part of why he's pissed is that they're stripping him of his belt because he hasn't agreed to defend it.
     
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    Holy shit... I've been working so missed the drama: https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/8a2ra0/official_megathread_conor_in_nyc/

    One of the fighters, Khabib, is backed by the Russian mob. They picked on Artem, who is like Connor's little brother. Connor retaliates, NYC cops have now issued an arrest warrant for him, and the Russian mob guys are all rushing to the Mariott for some reason.

    Fucking hell.
     
    #48 Nettdata, Apr 5, 2018
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    #49 Nettdata, Apr 5, 2018
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    Uhhh...

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    To no one's surprise, her name is Crystal and she threatened to blow up a 7-11. Her attorney is reportedly looking into whether she needs possible mental health treatment....gee, ya think?
     
    #50 toytoy88, Apr 5, 2018
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    Daddy did not try at all with that one.
     
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    This is the weird incident:



    That’s the closest he’s been to a UFC ring in 15 months.
     
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    Most women try to enhance their natural beauty, this one went the other way.
     
    #53 toytoy88, Apr 5, 2018
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    When you spend more time behind bars than free in public, you need a way to keep the bulldykes from using you as a dress-up doll and sock puppet.
     
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    I have a brother who'd throw his dick in her if he was drunk enough and she had a pulse. What's that saying, any port in a storm?

    In related news, he's also had two divorces, three broken engagements and now he's cheating on his attorney of a girlfriend. I'm sure this will end fantastic too.
     
    #55 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 6, 2018
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