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[NSFW] NATIONAL ZIPPER DAY 4/29 [WDT]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 28, 2018.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That night I was outside getting the yard waste bags ready when I was treated to a full-volume domestic as this couple walked together up and down our street, screaming profanities at each other like a manager and umpire. Some of my favourite quotes included:

    “FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU, CUNT! FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!”

    “YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW YOU USE HER BABY MONITOR TO SPY ON ME?!?!?!

    “WAIT....COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!”

    ...I’m behind my fence in the dark trying to to laugh out loud at this shitshow. I almost wanted to cheer it on. We’re talking, 10 pm at night maybe. Real Who Afraid Of Virginia Woolf crossed with Meth-type shit.
     
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    Someone abandon their car on the side of the road in California;

    (Yes, that's a McLaren)

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    #22 toytoy88, Apr 30, 2018
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Whoo, been there. Who hasn't left their $200,000 car on the side of the road and forgotten about it, amirite?
     
    #23 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 30, 2018
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    There's been a few, believe it or not... usually a result of illegally imported or acquired cars that don't have the proper paperwork, or the driver has been drinking which null-and-voids the insurance. If it's a lease and not owned outright that could be a hell of a kick to the nuts for someone who can barely afford the monthly payments... so running away and calling it in stolen may seem like the best choice at the time.
     
    #24 Nettdata, Apr 30, 2018
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    Surfer rides an 80ft wave:

     
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    There’s no way you can be sane and attempt something like that. You have to be completely out of your fucking mind. If you buy it, it’s death. And not a fun death, either.

    Big wave surfing is the epitome of insane sports.
     
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    Whoa. I was watching the second dude on the JetSki and didn't even see the surfer until I went to fullscreen view. Dang.
     
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    That is basically a skyscraper’s worth of water trying to swat you like fly. Pass. I got blindsided by a wave slightly taller than me in Mexico once and I felt like I was run over by a cornerback.
     
    #28 Crown Royal, Apr 30, 2018
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    Bruh, I know! 5' waves are scary.
     
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    I totally kicked it’s ass after. It’s how I became the king of Spring Break. That and my awesome Zubaz.
     
    #31 Crown Royal, Apr 30, 2018
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    Did you apologize to it for being in its way then offer it some poutine as a peace offering?
     
    #32 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 30, 2018
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    I had this happen once in Florida. I was just out into the water and the normal waves where slow and waist high. One crested right on me and bowled me over like a rag doll. I struggled to regain my footing as the next normal waves kept coming. I finally crawled back onto the beach and a passer by just gave me a "you alright?" look before walking on. Freaked me the fuck out. Nature gives no fucks. Probably 5 to 6 foot wave. What?
     
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    So the lady, Michelle Wolf, who did the WH Correspondents Dinner last night might be my new favorite comedian:

     
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    Shes a natural and pretty funny. Although her hair style is too 90s Kathy Griffin.
     
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    Nasty weather right now, y'all be careful in those flyover states! Remember, if the sky turns green, watch out. And if you hear a tornado, for fucks sake don't be the idiot who dies while taking video rather than shelter.
     
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    Jersey Shore in Belfast. I swear though Irish/Scottish accents are the most unsexy accents for girls.
     
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    I kept waiting for someone to yell "TASER TASER TASER!!!"

    Like this:

     
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    So at 3:03, they’re trying to arrest Mike Doughty from Soul Coughing?
     
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