What I like is when the couple asks if you wouldn't mind switching seats so that they can sit together during the super long two hour flight. Of course the person your switching with seat is in the back of the plane next to the crapper, but its a short flight right? And of course if you refuse to switch seats you're being the unreasonable asshole.
I made a post in the rant and rave thread about my 26 year old baby sister drowning in her bathtub Friday morning. Things took a turn for the worst and she died on 10-04-2014, leaving behind two children. My mom is obviously not in a right state of mind so it is incumbent upon me to manage funeral arrangements. With that being said we are not a rich family by any means so I am also in charge of fund raising for funeral expenses. I'm not going to post personal information in a public thread but if you would like to help out, I would appreciate it if you would share a fund raising link on your personal social media networks. PM me if you would like the link to share. Thanks everyone.
Hey LatinGroove... really sorry to hear about your loss... my condolences. Meanwhile, these guys have wives and girlfriends. Bat Dad Guy Harasses Girlfriend With Lord Of The Rings Quotes
I was on a plane with only the window seat being exit row one year. I'm 6'3 and I politely asked a 5ft fuck all lady if she minded me sitting in the actually exit seat being as how she had no need of the leg room. Jump to her getting all indignant and basically telling me to fuck off because it was her seat and she wanted to look out the window. Never mind the fact that she would in no way have been able to move the fucking door if shit hit the fan. I get exit row a lot and it pisses me off when you get some old lady sitting there making jokes about how if something happens I can sort the door out, I'm aware it's highly unlikely that something will but it's beside the point. If you're not able then you shouldn't be allowed to sit there. I'll just get off the soapbox now and give it back to VI.
Just wait for the air waitress to ask if you will switch seats because if you do they will always give you free whiskey. I make sure any of my flights are under 2 hours, if I can't get there in under 2 hours in a human filled missile I really don't need to go. Unless I am going somewhere to kill stuff, in which case there is no time limit.
Hate to break up the airline circle jerk, but I have a question about earbuds for working out and jogging. I have a pair that I got for running but they are really uncomfortable and they don't stay in very well because I sweat like a bastard. Are there any other sweaty fucks in this place who have a good earbud suggestion?
I have a cheap pair of these for that kind of thing: http://www.thesource.ca/estore/product. ... fgodIHcAlA They stay put fairly well with the over-ear clip, and it's not like I'm looking for insane audio quality while using them... and if they get broken or lost, who cares. If you're looking for a more robust and better solution, search for Racing Radios Earbuds (eBay Search) They specialize in moldable foam inserts for earbuds, and I have a couple pairs of them for racing. They stay in really, really well, as long as the cable isn't thrashing about and pulling down on them. On one set I use my Sure drivers that I already had and just replaced the ends with the moldable foam plugs (really, really good sound... usually my go-to when flying for noise suppression and quality), and the other cheaper earbud as a backup (which are mono). I've also got a set of bud ends that are custom molded to my ears with their "do it at home" kit and they work quite well. Just be careful, as the majority of earbuds they sell as a complete set (not just foam replacements), are mono, not stereo. They have them, but they can be hard to find.
I can't here you! Are you listening with your phone or iPod that has Bluetooth, or other MP3 player? Because, if you have Bluetooth, I recommend getting this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/171442805648?_t ... EBIDX%3AIT I looked into this awhile back, asked some people, and read several reviews. First, I wanted no cord, because either I would snag it with my thumb while swinging my arms and snatch my ear off; or, I wasn't satisfied with where the wire hung or clipped, tucked in, etc. So, I wanted Bluetooth. Next, I wasn't interested in spending over $70 or more to get a decent pair like these. And, then the lower priced ones that were $25 - $35 all had reviews that they juiced the bed after some time, due to sweat and other abuse, or they stop holding a charge. So, I figured, well crap, I'll just buy 4 pairs of the $8 ones, and throw them away when they break after two months. I ended up buying two, and the first pair is still working just fine after 6 months.
Re: I can't here you! I have a small ipod shuffle so I can't use anything bluetooth with it. But the idea seems cool.
I have a pair of these that I purchased on Woot.com for $30 or so. I use them in the gym and I have a tendency to sweat - a lot. The ear hooks keep them in place and I haven't had any issues with sweat since they are water resistant. I also love the fact that they are bluetooth and no cord to get tangled: http://www.pyleaudio.com/ProductsList.aspx?Value=pwbh18 I just saw the ipod nano reference, so no bluetooth - but if you ever go that way these are worth it.
Tote my scrot This may not be the dumbest thing I have ever seen, but they have some damn funny animation.
Re: Tote my scrot Jesus, and I thought pausing to put a condom on was a mood killer... "Hold that thought baby, let me just put on this latex thong diaper real quick."
Re: Tote my scrot No, don't you understand? You can put it on hours in advance. And it's washable. So I can't really see any reason you wouldn't wear one every night.
Because nothing enhances the mood like implying she's a filthy, disease ridden, lousy whore. "Hold on, baby, I gotta get the Scroguard on too, because...dayum.” I mean, unless your "date" happens to be meeting you at the Bunny Ranch.
Sitting in a walk-in clinic. Given today's events I didn't really want to go. I can see the Ebola creepy crawling around me! Ajdbeneksrrrrrervbbbbbbbbggghhhh! I can't watch that video, but I can only imagine. Someone has an ostomy bag? I can only hope!
This is one of the best pieces of satire I have seen in a very long time. It is about CNN's "Ebola: the ISIS of biological agents?" bullshit graphic.
I've been staying up to date with a running stream between the 3 major networks. By the time my hazmat suit comes in it'll all be over.
Re: Tote my scrot Listen some of us have stronger OCD impulses towards STDs than others. For us normies it just means we can bang random street walking hookers with a tad less apprehension. It's still 2 dollars extra for the goose feather straw blowing air up your ass.