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OC-TOE-BER DRUNK THREAD 10/3/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 3, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hold me closer tiny boner

    The term dwarf boner keeps coming up (ha!) in this thread. Are we talking about boners that are dwarfy or boners belonging to dwarves?
     
    #221 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 9, 2014
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    Hey, that's insensitive.

    They prefer to be called little buses.
     
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    Not gonna lie, I'd hit that.
     
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    If they can't leap they fly. When they can't fly they just pull the fucking plane to wherever they feel like.
     

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  5. ghettoastronaut

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    But isn't your wang like 50% of her height? Not sure how that'd work out.
     
    #225 ghettoastronaut, Oct 9, 2014
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    Thank God its fall. Tonight I can watch the NFL or NHL all while enjoying bourbon. Not bad at all
     
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    #228 Kubla Kahn, Oct 9, 2014
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    I don't know if I've ever said this before...but her lack of a neck kind of wierds me out...
     
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    It'd be like fucking a bobble-head.

    Hmmm....
     
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    Ah, hockey. And football. A good time is had.
     
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    I was going to post the "I have the weirdest boner" meme but I couldn't do it without feeling disgusting.
     
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    Can the next drunk thread topic be "sexy yoga poses"? Because this is just...inspiring.

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    #234 Trickysista, Oct 10, 2014
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    That's ballet more than yoga no? The insanely cute girl at my work did some sort of workout/ballet class, good lord I'd do terrible things to her. She quit the other week, another casualty of my shitty job.
     
    #235 Kubla Kahn, Oct 10, 2014
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    I agree. I would think that's more ballet as well, however, I saw it on a "yoga girl" tumblr. So, a "sexy ballet/yoga pose" themed thread then, yeah?
     
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    One of the new cute hires here is a yoga instructor on the side and loves her leggings and Lululemons. Absolutely no complaints here.
     
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    God bless Lululemon. Those things are really god's gift to men and women are just like "Oh wow, these skin tight pants that reveal every contour of my lower body are the most comfortable thing in the world and I'm going to wear them everywhere!"
     
    #238 Parker, Oct 10, 2014
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    Sometimes they lie though. Black yoga pants are the push-up bra of butts.
     
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    Sometimes lying is a good thing. Just look at every relationship that has ever existed.
     
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