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OC-TOE-BER DRUNK THREAD 10/3/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 3, 2014.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    Yoga pants are good. Y'know what else is good? Maternity clothes. Holy shit, so much stretchy.
     
    #241 Angel_1756, Oct 10, 2014
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    Know what the true test is? White pants. White pants do not lie.
     
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  3. Angel_1756

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    Especially if you have less-than-exceptional sphincter control...
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    #243 Angel_1756, Oct 10, 2014
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    Well given the fact I'm not actively fucking every woman and their mother (at the same time) that lying can be a good thing. I rather see a lie then see the ugly truth if I'm just being a horrible objectifying man with no plans on touching.
     
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    I get told yesterday not to bring my lunch, they're ordering out for our meeting. Fine. What am I greeted with at lunch just now? Dominoes thin crust pizzas. Unbelievable cheapskate fucks. I'm hungry without a lunch. It tasted like prison fuckmeat soaked in bile and wrapped in truckstop-grade toilet paper, only burnt. It should be buried next to Hitler.
     
    #245 Crown Royal, Oct 10, 2014
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    But what toppings were on it? I like the mushrooms on top of my fuckmeat.
     
    #246 xrayvision, Oct 10, 2014
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    Normal size people can have a dwarf child. Just like a dwarf can birth a normal size baby. What if the midget sex was simply a coincidence? What if it was actually her husband's kid?

    Sounds like they need to go see Maury.
     
    #249 Fiveslide, Oct 10, 2014
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    She already admitted cheating. It'd just be for child support at this point.
     
    #250 Kubla Kahn, Oct 10, 2014
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    The SWAT team just raided my neighbors house across the street with assault rifles and dogs. Not good for them.
     
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    Shine a red laser pointer out your window at them.

    Record the hilarity that ensues.
     
    #253 Nettdata, Oct 10, 2014
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    So, when a friend of yours has spent the last 6+ months cheating on her boyfriend and openly talking about wanting to leave him and airing the dirty laundry of the relationship, exactly how much sympathy are you supposed to have for her when she finally musters the courage to do the decent thing and break up with him?

    Because I don't think it should be all that much, you know?
     
    #254 ghettoastronaut, Oct 10, 2014
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    As long as you yell "Prank! It was just a prank!" before they get to you, it's perfectly legal. SWAT members have stressful jobs and enjoy having a good laugh.
     
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    Depends on whether or not you want to be around for the post-breakup slut phase.
     
    #256 Noland, Oct 10, 2014
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    sorry about the video quality, didn't really have time to adjust. The cops told me to go inside right after. That was the second Flash Bang grenade that went off, the first was on the ground floor.
     
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    Ah, the no-knock warrant a.k.a The Family Dog Death Sentence.
     
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    No shit?
     
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