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Official TiB 2014 Fantasy Football League

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Parker

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    I don't even know what that means, and quick Google Searches have proven useless. Remember this loss forever, it will burn and itch at your soul just like the crabs you got from your gay hook-up on Saturday.

    I'm beginning to think I have the most high variance team in this league, and that fucking scares me. I only have 2-3 consistent players, the others at any time can put up 5 points or put up 25. Randall Cobb putting up 4 points was detrimental. Antonio gates just didn't play football. Last week Malcom Floyd did nothing, but this week put up a solid 10. Just gotta figure out the consistency pattern to now continue my rise to dominance.
     
  2. Popped Cherries

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    Roma Downey = Touched By An Angel = The only way you won was because you were touched by an angel.

    My insults are way too meta for this crowd.
     
  3. Parker

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    FTFY.

    Woot, if they playoffs started today, I'd be in. I have so many waiver wire requests in, it isn't funny. Need to reduce some of this variance. Get some consistency and leave the variance to the defense, kicker and flex spots.
     
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    So what's schizophrenia like?
     
  5. Parker

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    It's like having to chose between multiple doors. One says "Championship" the other says "Victory" the next one says "Winning" and the final one says "Triumph." No matter what I do, I'm going to open one of the doors. Just some moves have to be made.
     
  6. MoreCowbell

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    You're in seventh. There are six playoff spots. Slow your roll, Wayne Brady.
     
  7. Popped Cherries

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    I'm not at a computer and the mobile stuff doesn't allow me to see, but I think it's top 8 in the playoffs.
    If I remember correctly last year the 1 and 2 seeds did not get a bye the first round of the playoffs.
     
  8. Parker

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    Um...
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    Standings after three weeks just in case people are interested.
     

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    Hard to see or hear you from that far back on the bus Parker.

    I wanted to trash talk but didn't feel deserving this week for some reason but I feel better about it now that you're running your beak. I didn't start the right line up, probably should have lost, and yet I didn't through the luck of the fantasy gods.

    And to think I was fortunate enough to screw up and still score like third most points of the week.

    After three weeks of this I think I'm getting winners guilt, or is that winners privilege?
     
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    They did get a bye, it was top 6.
     
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    Parker, go ahead and click on that little tab next to standings that says Playoffs. See whether your name is there.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Isn't it really semantics? Playing Parker in round 1 is basically a bye
     
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    I don't think it's possible for me to lose this week.
    I think it's Zyron, but his whole team is either on a bye or injured.
    I'm not going to run my mouth before hand, but if I win, I'm going to constantly trash talk you about my win. Probably to the point you have a psychotic breakdown and you come stalking me around CT.
     
  14. Jimmy James

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    That moment when your flex is the 5th RB in a shitty Carolina RB group behind a terrible OL.

    FML.

    At least I'm getting most of my byes out of the way.
     
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    Hoosiermess Faces Jesus H Wilson, Looks to Remain Undefeated
    Updated: Tuesday September 23, 2014 9:53:36 AM EDT
    2nd-place Hoosiermess (3-0, 369.50) goes for their fourth straight win as they battle 8th-place Jesus H Wilson (1-2, 312.85) this week. Hoosiermess beat FOISTBUTT MUCKBOYS 123.60 to 108.05 last week to move to 3-0, while Jesus H Wilson knocked off YA Tittles Titties, 124.40 to 104.70. Initial projections have this one as an easy win for Hoosiermess, who is favored to win by 30.35 points.

    Both teams rank in the upper half of the league in scoring. Hoosiermess ranks third, averaging 123.17 points per game, while Jesus H Wilson ranks sixth with 104.28. Neither team will see action in the Thursday night game. For the rest of the league, three matchups get underway on Thursday.

    Jesus H Wilson has an edge at TE, where they are projected to outscore Hoosiermess 12.90 - 0.00.

    Due to bye weeks, both teams will be missing players. Julius Thomas won't be available for Hoosiermess, while Jesus H Wilson will be without the Browns Defense, A.J. Green, and five others.

    I don't even have to come up with my own trash talk, nfl.com does it for me. After tweaking my roster I'm projected to win by 42.35 points. A sure sign I'll lose by 50 but it sounds good.
     
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    When the hell did we go from 8 to 6 teams? That's bullshit. Whatever, I'm knocking on the door. I'll be there soon.
     
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    Starting in with the excuses already?
     
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    Well, being a one legged man in an asskicking contest puts me at a slight disadvantage. Here's to hoping Jay Cutler's pre-game meal gives him diarrhea and Matt Ryan is hungover.
     
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    Since forever. It was like that last year.