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Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. FreeCorps

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    Going forward Parker shall only be known as Brad Johnson.

    Lucked his way into a championship 100 years ago, still talks about it only he has to convince his kids he actually did it because watching him throw a ball nobody believes him.
     
  2. MoreCowbell

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    Hey, his team scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High.
     
  3. Parker

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    Trade rape attempt. That's the rape whistle being blown. Seriously people? Come on.

    Let me say this in no uncertain terms. Unless you are essentially destroying your team (and are ahead of me in the standings) to get Giovanni Bernard, I will not be making any trades for him. You will have to pry Giovanni Bernard out of my cold dead hands.

    I’ll say it again -- the Unicorns & Show Ponies does not negotiate with terrorists.
     
  4. Popped Cherries

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    That was not trade rape and you know it. That was a very fair offer for a RB.
    You tried to rape me right back, but I was open to that offer with a tweak or two.
     
  5. Parker

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    My counter offer was a joke. Hence why I made it and cancel it. It was a ridiculous trade, just like the one you made.

    There are certain untradeables in the league, Gio is currently one of them. The guy is a tent pole on a team. Not trading 4 quarters for a dollar, especially when it was more like 75 cents for a dollar. I'm not going to have two Jets RBs on my team, I already have Ivory, who regardless what Rex publicly says about the committee is obviously RB. And I'm fine at WR.
     
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    I hope he shatters his femur and crushes your dreams.
     
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    If Crabtree doesn't come back I'm going to be in a really tight spot. Hurts even more because I have Eddie Royal with 13 just a few minutes into the 2nd Q.
     
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    Did Foles get hurt or something? You're going to need gronk to have a monster game while at the same time your precious pats d gets raped for me to lose. If you'd put in the 20 more points of Eddie royal, I'd still be winning, but it would be a game come tomorrow night.
     
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    Every single move I make is wrong. It is fucking unbelievable. I should be 3-1 but am on the way to 1-3. Switch kickers, haven't had a made FG since week one. Switch defenses, negative points. Take out RB Williams and Ruben Randle and each score 12 points. Replacements get 2 points each. I want to smash my computer.
     
  10. Parker

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    Yeah, this week was fucking retarded.
     
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    For you Zyron

     
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    Yo fuck the Cowboys, man.
     
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    Only I could outscore everybody but one guy, and that one guy happens to be the one fucking person I'm playing against. I'm glad this happened while almost half of my starters are on the bench.

    AND FUCK VERNON DAVIS! Thanks to that asshole, I have to pray for a Stevan Ridley fumble for Vereen to even sniff the fucking field tonight.
     
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    Fortunately for you, this isn't true. When the Patriots sniff a weak opponent like the Chiefs, they're going to let Josh McDaniel's lose his goddamn mind for a game. They're going to start off running it, then you're going to get all the crazy shit with Vereen and try to get Gronk and Amendola going. This is all dependent on the Chiefs pass rush / Patriots O-line.

    Also, Welcome to Fantasy Football.
     
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    Yeah, Hoosier has Ridley. I want him to fumble so Billy benches him and Vereen improbably has 150 yards from scrimmage and 3 TDs to win.

    I know Billy will bench him because I've owned Ridley in the past. Nothing like waking up to a 3 point fantasy performance from the purported lead RB of the Patriots rushing attack.
     
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    I'm going to lose because MATT FUCKING ASIATA had a 3 TD game.

    Good lord.
     
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    You do have Brady's favorite target. I don't trust Kelce to have a breakout game against the Patriot's LBs. This is a healthier defense than the one that blanked Jimmy last year.

    Also, I'm going into a fucking depressing. No Simmons and at 1-3 zero ability to trash talk. I'm happy for Hoosiermess to be 4-0 after this week, given that he had a lost season two years ago missing the draft. I'm not happy that a ssycko is winning anything.
     
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    I think you're confused- you were only in this game in the first place because the Dolphins D decided to do something and scored 19 points. Asiata is just throwing some spare points at my season total.

    Anyway, I'm glad Parker is dead set on keeping Gio. It shows he has conviction, and I appreciate that in a person. Granted, it's conviction to be fighting for last place, but conviction nonetheless.
     
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    Hey hey hey...Everyone has a place in this world. Don't be jealous because he's found his.
     
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    Say again?