I think it's like double-reverse trash talk psychology. If he thinks that we think that he thinks he's good, it makes it even better when we think that he thinks we think he's terrible. Or he could just be a blow hard that is going to finish 8th again this year and have nightmares till next year when his memory of the past 3 years are gone and he thinks that we think that he thinks he's good again.
This is why I didn't post that video until after I was up 50 points. I'm going to laugh all week if you end up losing.
As of this posting, unless they sit Bernard and don't throw again to Gronk, all I need Seattle's defense to is is score 2 points for a clear win. Now, they may be weak against the run, but no way is Washington throwing on them.
That moment when you realize that Antone Smith (who?) has outscored your RB2, (thanks Vereen and Stacy, you assholes) and is only two points behind AJ Green. Steve Smith is the 3rd best scorer on my team. I want a do over.
What's the deal with mid season team name changes? You uncreative fucks can't find a good name to stick with? That shit should be banned and penalized.
So, from an outsiders perspective that has no dog in this fight I'd just like to point out a quick observation... Last year, Parker was on record claiming that he was a "power bottom" midway through the season. This year he's now talking about becoming a flaming top. As Freud paraphrased, "Sometimes a football's just a football, but sometimes it's a perfectly tapered butt-plug for Parker".
Why, finishing third from last isn't bad enough for you? You'd rather suffer through 17 weeks of yet another white man keeping you down? Although, based on your past postings, it sounds like the more guys you can have on top of you the happier you would be. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Ok. I talk a lot of shit on this board. I say a lot of boastful and brash things, most of them are 100% and rightly justified as I am the best fantasy football player here suffering from the luck side of the game somehow going to you failures. I will admit that my Seahawks D purchase has not paid the dividends I expected. But the 4 points they got me it today has been the difference between a win and a loss. Given that our league has been a total tard fight, 2-3 isn't a precarious position. I'm okay with that. Now please, continue to go fucking yourselves and finding creative ways to insult me knowing I am your better. Never forget, no matter how hard you try, no matter how many four leaf clovers you find, how many rabbits feet you collect, how many Arabian lamps you rub, you'll never be as awesome as I am.
I'm glad I get to play in a league where I've outscored more than half of you and am only 1-4. I need to change my team name to Lipton, because I'm getting teabagged every fucking week.
If it makes you feel better JJ, I've got you by 20 points and am in the same position. Fucking brutal schedule mang