I... um... Huh. You're benching the #1 scoring QB in FF, who's not #1 by a couple points mind you, but by about 20% depending on your league scoring. Might want to get your knife sharpened early so you don't have to rush it later.
Holy fucking shit, TY Hilton just assraped the Texans with no Mercy. 34.80 points? Holy fucking shit. This is how I'm 5th in points against. Brutal. Almost as brutal as the beat down I'm going to retaliate with. The comeback is real.
The only reason you have a shot winning this week is because 4 out of the 5 skill positions of your opponent are currently injured and his bench is scrubs for days. Good on you though. Taking advantage of Crippy Boy over there. You're a monster!!
The fire of greatness cares not for the burned. I will continue to stamp out all those before me. But there is still a healthy chance that Edelman and Boldin just go nuts this weekend. No one is safe in fantasy football. It's like Game of Thrones in this bitch. You know, right before I go to bed, I go back and look at our week 3 match-up. Gives me a comforting feeling I can just fall a sleep to.
That's what I get for being convinced to go out and end up sleeping until past 1. Fuck you Stewart. You lied to me.
I'm actually really happy where I'm sitting at the moment. I had images of getting blown out after the 1pm games, but if Hoosier's team doesn't blow up in the 2nd half, he's got a sweat going into the game tonight.
What the shit? Harvin only gets 4 targets the whole day? Yeah, because forcefeeding Kearse was surely the better option. Jesus.
I've fucked every night this weekend, including this morning as a bonus. If you're who I'm playing this week I'm fucking you too. When you're on a roll it seems to keep on going. Parker, I feel your pain on foles. I started him in another league and he's the only reason I might lose. That and Megatron is out, but mostly Foles.
I was watching the game too, those interceptions were fucking horrible. There were easier throws to make, but he stared down the receiver and boom. He could have checked down or something. He also had a lot of time on some of those plays. Looks like Cutler in the Mike Martz offense. 7.45 is what is separating me from FreeCorps pathetic and shabby self. Need Carlos Hyde and Phil Dawson to absolutely nothing. I know RBs can be totally useless, I own Chris Ivory. Phil Dawson is my actual concern.
Those statements directly contradict each other. In Martz's offense, Cutler had about 2 seconds and the DEs were on top of him. Foles had tons of time, he just played like ass.
I meant he had no check downs or anything, everything was down field and even thought I'm sure there were openings, he didn't hit them. Yeah, Cutler had no line, poor guy. Anyway, horrible game for Foles.
Yeah, god doesn't love me. I should have started all my players who are playing with the best QB in the league against fucking Oakland.
Parker, forget about this week. You were close, and with a couple different decisions, would have been right there. What's more important is that you have a brand new ass-whipping coming your way this week, and you might want to start mismanaging your team now. Tick, tock, muckboy.