So you go from thinking I got the worst of the trade to now voting against on the grounds that I benefit too much from the trade?
I'm going to cut all you bitches if you vote against that trade. ALL.YOU.BITCHES. Seriously though, I know you guys don't think I know what I'm doing, but don't doubt the skills.
I didn't go back and look at the rest of your roster and realizing it shored up your only weakness. Now everyone is going to be playing for third place. You're second. I'll be of course first place. The winning streak begins now. No more losses.
*has no knowledge of league events* *claims he will come in first place* *claims he won't lose again* *in line to get that work from Nom starting in two hours*
RIP Giovanna Bernard. The Bengals wanted none of that. I'm done talking trash. Just going to ride the rest of this season out. I can't even. Every guy I sit puts up the points I need. For the last time. I will not make any trades. I am going down with my ship.
When you lead the league in points scored against like me you can complain. 1-6 here I come, unless Andre Johnson outscored Peyton, which I am sure will happen.
Hey look! Another thing you've lost at! If it makes you feel any better, Ryan Tannehill is available. At least until Parker something something. Speaking of people with shitty QBs, remember when I tried to trade Luck for Gio Bernard and Malcolm Floyd? Really glad you turned me down.
If I played the Baltimore Ravens D like I picked up, played Jerick McKinnon and the drafted Kendall Wright, we'd have a respectable game. At least respectable. Not sure if I would have won, given the only better move for him would have been to replace Alshon with Torrey Smith. Also, I'm not committing suicide. I'm just not doing the schtick anymore. I've just made bad calls. Right players, just bad starts/sit calls.
I also could have started Allen at the flex. So my ideal lineup is much better than your ideal lineup. Of course, my actual lineup is also better than your ideal lineup, but that's none of my business though. Come on, a few losses and you lose your spark? Where's the bravado? You ok buddy?
That's what I'm saying. I'd be happier having played my best players and lost, then have had better scorers on the bench and shit the bed. I'm retiring the bravado for the rest of the year. Brian Hoyer has scored no less than 14.20 points through 6 weeks. Averaging 17.6 with a high of 24.75. The week I start him against the worst team in the league...he gets 6.65 points? Not to mention the first 6 weeks of the Seahawks, they've gone against the highest DVOA offenses in the league. Which after yesterday, they get creampuff schedules. The facts on the ground are there hasn't been much returning player development and they haven't been recovering fumbles. Sherman who has had 8 picks last year, consecutive picks at that...hasn't caught one. Yeah, I'm just going to quietly play from now on.
Parker's just gonna spend the rest of the season sitting in his apartment with his tears, three whole Appleritas, and a Dido album.