Goddamnit Popped Cherries. Your nonsense trades are becoming performance art, and are starting to fuck up other people's playoff positioning. Want to trade me Rivers for LeGarrette Blount while you're at it?
If PC wins one more game this season we should all kill ourselves, At the beginning of the season I asked him who he would take for Kelvin Benjamin, he said "Megatron." And now apparently it's "random running backs that had a good game or two, and I'll throw in CJ2K." What a world.
I didn't know we were playing for participation medals? Did that really come out of your mouth? I'm fucking up the playoff seeding? It's week 7. There's still another 6 games before the season is even over. You guys are some next level crazy bitches right now. Actually, what I said was, no one on your roster would be an upgrade except for Megatron and I wasn't going to offer you a shitty deal. As it stands right now, that's still true. No one on your team is an upgrade or even on par with anyone I have so why would I trade any of my players for your broken down roster? Maybe you can grab a couple more people on IR or suspended for the year just to round out your Island of Misfit Toys. Hahaha, I love you guys!
Your trades are so awful that you might as well be colluding with the recipients. The end result wouldn't be any different. You're making Parker look smart, since your roster is now the equivalent of the fantasy football Jacksonville Jaguars. You've at this point traded away Drew Brees, Lamar Miller, Chris Johnson, Demaryius Thomas, Kelvin Benjamin, Brandon Cooks for Rivers, the Falcons backup running back, St Louis's flavor of the week, the wrong J. Jones, half the Indy timeshare, and Washington's backup tight end. Are you drunk for each of these trades or what? They got meetings for that, man.
Hey hey hey, I'll have no bad mouthing of my roster. I didn't hear you complaining when these people arrived on your team. I guess they are just bad trades when it doesn't benefit your standings? We play each other next week. I guess it's my shit roster against your powerhouse team. Should be an easy victory for you. Don't choke.
First of all, I am smart, I have just second guessed myself. Leave me out of this bickering. Second of all, he tried to flip Rivers with a trade offer to me last week for Gio, before he got murdered. He doesn't even want half the people he's trading for.
I'm happy I've got a pretty balanced team. Once everybody gets healthy, I might actually have to worry about matchups instead of dredging the waiver wire for starters.
So I know you all think I've been hitting the sauce too hard, but honestly, there's a reason why I've made every move I've made all year. At the end of the year I'll do a recap to sum up how I view fantasy football. I'd do it now, but I may hve to make some more wild and crazy trades before the season is over.
Just wanted to poke my head in and say, good win Cowbell. Now back to my regularly scheduled programming, er winning.