Thanks for that Hill drop, came right when Bernard got injured. AND THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS DEFENSE HAVE PUT UP 21 POINTS. Through deep, deep mental focus and a vehement delusion I'm going to convince myself that this one week justifies my 17 dollar purchase.
The 0-7 Raiders were first to put up points, but it's all Hawk's defence right now. Even the punter is in on the action and recovered his own punt on a dropped return.
If Michael Crabtree wasn't a fucking useless scrub, 50% of the time, I'd have a game. No idea what's going on with SFs offense.
Hey, it's just 13 now, but at least that's the most they've put up any game this season. So they're on the upswing! It's not too late to make some trades buddy. Remember how hard you hugged Gio Bernard? Remember how thats working out now?
I'd be much more worried if you weren't trying to hurt my chances at winning. Then you'd at least have a chance of fucking me over by accident. There's still time, babe. I have a wonderful stable of players that could use a new home. Whattya say?
Hey, I offered you a fair trade. Have fun starting Kyle Orton and Brian Hoyer the rest of the season.
My previous statement still stands. I'm Edward J. Smith. Also you wouldn't know a fair trade if it fucked you in the ass wearing a clown suit.
Of course I would. Why do you think they call me ethical coffee? I admire the consistency though. To pair poor drafting with terrible in-season decision making and then to cling to the flaming wreckage stubbornly despite numerous opportunities to make a playoff push is pretty impressive. You'll have to let me know how the consolation bracket is, it sounds like so much fun to just play without the pressure of winning money hanging over your head.
None of the trades offered to me will get me enough points for me to have any sort of playoff run. These are contributing starters that put up enough points to compensate for my losses and/or the scraps you're trying to give me. I'm not taking 4 quarters on the dollar. Your bench players are worthless to me.
For the audience, I offered Romo for Foles (who is out for the fantasy regular season) and Ivory. You dropped Ivory like three weeks ago. Smdh.
Mark Sanchez will do just fine, he scored two TDs. With reps with the first team in that offense, I see him closing out in a big year. Chip Kelly is the QB whisperer. He was a first round pick. YUP. I just typed all of that. Not that I mean it, just showing on how steadfastly I'm refusing to trade with you.
Thank goodness you guys saved me from my idiocy because I was trying so hard to give away T.Y. Hilton earlier in the season.
God Damn it. If only I'd seen ahead of time that Doug Marting was Inactive, I could have let CJ2K be my clincher this week. *Sigh* 3-6? It's over. Fire sale. Propose trades, fuckers
I've done the same in the two leagues I was relying on Foles in. That said, I am going to fist you this week Parker and I have big hands...