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Official TiB 2014 Fantasy Football League

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. MoreCowbell

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    How To Get Blown Out by 50 Points Four Times in Five Weeks by Popped Cherries.
     
  2. ssycko

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    Last question- you haven't started Sanders since this game, and he's scored over 20 points twice. Why is he not in your lineup? Do you not want him? Plz give him.
     
  3. zyron

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    Hey, I was just unlucky. Look at how my team is finally playing. And people, please stop with these ludicrous trade offers for my running backs.
     
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    One word, Strategery...... or something. Who the fuck knows why I do the things I do.
     
  5. Popped Cherries

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    I love how you guys talk shit to me, when if you played my schedule, you'd all have the same record or worse.

    All of the games I've lost have been to either the highest or second highest scorer in the league that week.
    A list of points scored against me in my loses.
    153.05
    144.40
    141.25
    and this week's beating isn't over but it stands at 131.60.

    After this week I'll be second in points against in the league. Almost 300 points more than half of you

    And just to add salt to my wounds, I've had two QB's post negative points two weeks in a row. I'm not starting Blake Bortles or some other scrub either, one was a top 3 QB when he put up a dud.

    Despite all of this, I'm still in the playoffs as of now with a softer schedule coming up.
    Don't sleep on me.
     
  6. zyron

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    Wow, you got the easy schedule. Scored against me:
    177
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  7. MoreCowbell

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    Citing points against would make sense except that after this week, you are 10th out of 12 in points scored, with less than 100 points per game. Having 140 dropped on you is unfortunate, but doesn't mean much when your team only puts up 70. And if you want to complain about your losses, your wins are against teams that have averaged a whopping 86.31 points against you.

    Also, I think Jimmy James just leapfrogged you into the playoffs.
     
  8. zyron

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    Also, he is 6th in pts against going into the game and:

    Almost 300 points more than half of you

    Is downright ludicrous. He is 140 pts worse than least scored against.
     
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    TAKE ME NOW, KELVIN BENJAMIN! I'd like to thank Russell Wilson's garbage time TD run and Patrick Peterson's pick 6 for keeping me in the game this week.
     
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Softer, like the dude who is third in the league in points and hasn't lost in almost a month and a half?

    Hi Rihanna
     
  11. Popped Cherries

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    Softer as in 80% of your points are on a bye this week.
    I wouldn't talk before the current week is even finished.
    Fantasy Gods smite braggarts. Just look at whats happened to Parker.
     
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    Hey if Jonathan Stewart matches his total from the past 7 weeks combined and puts up 32, I'll happily take the loss.

    I'm still available for trades...
     
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    don't you tell me how to live my life
     
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    No no, you got it twisted. They smite idiots. Parker is an idiot.
     
  15. Parker

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    Wha? But I...oh come on...seriously? I haven't even...like...come on. This is bullshit.

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    Of course Mark Sanchez has the game of his life when it does nothing to help me. Son of a bitch.
     
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    If it makes you feel any better he helped me win in my other two leagues.
     
  18. Popped Cherries

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    Looking to make a move or three.
    RB1, TE wanted.
    Talk to me Goose.
     
  19. Parker

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    Someone put a piece of coal in MoreCowbell's ass. I have Gronkowski down 13 points with him having the the Patriots kicker. I don't think he'll be kicking much outside of PATs. And Gronk is Gronk. Hurry-up, you might get a diamond by the end of the night!
     
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