I'm all booked this season, but I can squeeze you in for some tutoring in the offseason. Classes include "winning 6 in a row to steam into the playoffs," "not consistently shooting yourself in the foot with terrible coaching moves," and "talking shit too soon before losing in the first round." You might be able to test out of that last one though.
Sigh, Latavius Murray beasted on me. I can't even kvetch, he was my #1 waiver target, and it was a clever pickup.
Not Parker, I'll tell you that. Six person playoffs with 2 byes. Looks like Hoosiermess and I are pretty much locked in at 1-2, with ssycho and nom duking it out for 3&4, Jimmy James and Flat_rate for 5 and 6. PC and freecorps still technically could sneak in but it'd be hard. Every else on the outside looking in come playoff time.
Actually, there are only 3 people who are straight up eliminated. Everyone else, especially with whose playing who this week and next, things could go crazy. Zyron is the only one who needs help, everyone else, if they win out they are in.
You still need some help due to your disadvantage in the tiebreaker. For example, you need to win out, have freecorps lose at least one or cede some points for, and have some combination of (1) nom win vs JJ, (2) Parker beat Rogery, or (3) either JJ or Rogery's team catch ebola to let you catch up in points for. Lot of ifs there. Freecorps is in a similar situation: possible, but a number of things have to go right.
Oh you mean the tiebreaker where if I win out and beat the two people ahead of me for the second time this year and I still miss the playoffs, I'm going to burn this fucking league to the ground? That tiebreaker?
Holy shit Zyron I feel bad. Top to bottom you really should've won. I mean, you still can, but shit that's bad luck.
I just realized that I probably shouldn't be laughing too hard since that's the trade that made Hoosierness into a real powerhouse and I have to beat him to keep my hopes alive. Fuck you Cherries. MC was right.