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Official TiB 2014 Fantasy Football League

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Flat_Rate

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    Is that you passively fucking with me? Or is that you just conceding defeat to Hoosiermess next week?

    At least I finished better than I Win On The Waiver Wire Parker.

    Did anyone ever decide what the Sacko trophy was going to be?
     
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    No, after the 1pm games I honestly thought I was fucked and Philly was gonna go off, hopefully Bryant doesn't go crazy
     
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    Only shot I had at winning is if McCoy went off along with Maclin and I'd say you're safe with Bryant, I've never witnessed a kicker putting up 32 points.
     
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    Jesus 170 points? Can you even get mad at losing to that?
     
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    I'm fairly certain I'll get trucked next week. That team is fucking loaded.
     
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    I'll be gentle.
     
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    I'm not going to be in last place. No Sacko for me.

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    I am drawing up my most elaborate schemes and tricksiest plays. Nothing to lose, except everything. Every Goliath has its weakness. Hoosiermess how ya feeling buddy
     
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    I want to ask DeMarco Murray what it's like dragging 2 teams to the playoffs.
     
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    I would feel better if Julio hadn't blown his wad a week early but that said, I feel really good about my chances this coming week. I'm only favored by 32 so this should be a pretty close matchup. Any more and I'd feel like my team could overlook this game by focusing on the next matchup, any less and I'd feel like it's going to be a brawl.

    As our records and scoring indicate my team has been consistently better than yours with 4 more wins and a 306.4 point cushion over the course of the season. I am the holy grail this year and if you wish to drink from the chalice you better bring an extension ladder my friend. (Hey, Parker is out so someone has to make ridiculous statements right?).
     
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    muurrrbyyyyy

    God knows he is going to fall apart, but we're all rooting for it to happen at earliest week 17 right?

    Also I am annoyed that my drafting strategy was so good but that I panicked.


    Over here at play at draft kings dot net, we're just happy to be playing the game. We've worked hard all year, and we think we've got a real good shot out there if we limit mental mistakes and play our best game. We've shored up some holes, like taking the injured Marshall out of the lineup, and we're ready to get out there and compete at a high level.

    Ok thanks rachel
     
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    You know what the great thing is about sports? Do you? The difference between winning and losing? Do you?

    It's not just being happy to play the game bro
     
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    What I am telling my team now.

     
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    Jesus you're long winded in your speeches angry Jalen Rose. You're overestimating football players intelligence and overestimating your team.

    I just tell my team water sucks. The results speak for themselves. Remember week three?

     
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    Hey Hoosier, not everybody has Eddie Lacy handed to them. Some of us have to scrap and fight for our points. We may be underdogs, but we'll fight like dogs, and every dog has its day so you won't shoot us like a dog.
     
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    That's true. Some people give away top 10 running backs rather than getting them.
     
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    He's actually ranked number 2 now. Luck is 1.

    If I have one regret about this season it's that I didn't trade Luck when I had the chance. Wilson has been gangbusters and has been sitting on my bench all season. Seriously, why didn't you guys with shitty QBs not even talk to me about a trade for one of them?
     
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    Very fair. I said at the time that my draft strategy was awesome, and I've been proven correct. Clearly, my over-tinkering during the season wasn't as good, but here we are, time to make the donuts
     
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    I thought I could game the system, but this year has had so many shitty QBs. Matt Ryan, Rivers, and Drew Brees who are usually decent have been wildly inconsistent. Cam Newton shit the bed most of the season along with Kaep barely pulling it out. Hoyer died some point this season, and Foles got injured, even though he was middling at best.

    I just looked at my first post in this thread. So young, so cocky, so full of hope... Just know that with the gained wisdom and humility of this year, that I'm going do double down on cockiness next year and win the league. Fuck you people. Except for Hoosier and Jimmy, I want one of them to win this year.