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Official TiB 2014 Fantasy Football League

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Yeah MoreCowbell, this is the TiB Defense and Special Teams Fantasy league.

    If it makes you feel better, I have better receivers than you, too.
     
    #121 Nom Chompsky, Sep 6, 2014
  2. jdoogie

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    From an outsiders perspective, Parker seems like Ruxin from The League. Please tell me he tried to draft Cameron Jordan at some point...
     
    #122 jdoogie, Sep 6, 2014
  3. Popped Cherries

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    No but he drafted the fuck out of the suspended Andre Brown.
     
    #123 Popped Cherries, Sep 6, 2014
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    #124 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 6, 2014
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    67.80.

    Get familiar, people.
     
    #125 Nom Chompsky, Sep 7, 2014
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    Fuck my life.
     
    #126 Jimmy James, Sep 8, 2014
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    Is there some sort of link you guys have that shows your status/ranking to the rest of us?

    I know I'm not involved in the league, but it'd be nice to see what all the shit-talking was about.
     
    #127 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2014
  8. MoreCowbell

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    Reminder: Parker spent almost a third of his budget on his backup QB, defense, and two running backs who have been cut by their respective teams. He has the braggadocio of Ruxin but the drafting skills of Taco.
     
    #128 MoreCowbell, Sep 8, 2014
  9. Popped Cherries

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    http://fantasy.nfl.com/league/1656040

    This is the link to the league. Not sure what the viewing restrictions are, but I do know you have to be a NFL.com registered user to even get to the page.

    On a league note, whoever I beat this week...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    It's going to ruin your day if at the end of the season you are sitting there on the final day, watching the rest of us celebrate our playoff berths, knowing if only, IF ONLY someone, anyone on your roster gained 9 more yards. Just 9...
    That's gotta hurt. Like, really hurt. In that spot reserved for pure agonizing pain. Just...ouch. Lots of hurt.

    I'm also amused that Parker is more than likely going to get beat by a guy who named his team offseason joke. It's actually quite fitting as I think we all think of Parker as our own allseason joke.
     
    #129 Popped Cherries, Sep 8, 2014
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    Thanks... don't have permission to view the page.
     
    #130 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2014
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    Screenshots plz
     
    #131 JWags, Sep 8, 2014
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    First of all, Andre Brown was autodraft, after I logged off. Also, at the time Ray had a two game suspension when I drafted him, hindsight trash talk is for the meek. You little peasants are throwing stones at a titan.

    On top of that, I'd have a win if I played that backup QB who put up 37 points. Shit, if they keep it up, I'll have to start him. 1 game does a season not make. As Emperor Belichick says, one game at a time.
     
    #132 Parker, Sep 8, 2014
  13. Nom Chompsky

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    Not really, Mr. Titan. You're down over 30 points right now.

    Ray Rice was suspended AND not very good. But keep talking y'all about how I didn't know what I was doing in the draft. I'ma remember all that cash shit y'all said about my team.
     
    #133 Nom Chompsky, Sep 8, 2014
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    I seriously think Parker The Titan might have started Malcolm Floyd because he thought he was Michael Floyd.
     
    #134 MoreCowbell, Sep 8, 2014
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    Children, I am not concerned. I'm going to lose against to what looks to be the highest point scorer this week. These things happen and I'm already focusing on next week.

    Ray Rice had a down year, there was a chance with the new zone blocking scheme he'd have comeback and put up respectable numbers. Then we learned he Tyson'd his wife.
     
    #135 Parker, Sep 8, 2014
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    Actually he had an up(per cut) year.
     
    #136 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 8, 2014
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    I am amazed at the ways I lose sometimes.
     
    #137 zyron, Sep 9, 2014
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    At least you didn't lose by .75

    Fuck me
     
    #138 Flat_Rate, Sep 9, 2014
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    How about if you didn't change your starting kicker, you would have won. How about if you didn't change your starting RB an hour before the game tonight you would have won. How about if that jackass center tonight didn't launch the ball from Rivers you would still probably win. Fuck.
     
    #139 zyron, Sep 9, 2014
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    Bow down before the king of week one!

    My RB's are swords! My TE's are spears! My WR's are a hurricane! I kill where I wish, when I wish! My Defense is iron! NO TEAM CAN PIERCE ME!
     

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