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Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    It's not bad for your team, it's bad for the overall strength of his team. He gives up a bench RB for a top WR and it makes him almost unbeatable week to week.
     
    #161 Popped Cherries, Sep 17, 2014
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    Nom is the one getting the WR, you kumquat. Also the "bench RB" has the sixth most points of any non-QB in the league through two weeks. Unless you think Jennings is the bench Rb, which is also wrong because Greg Jennings does not play running back.

    Sometimes I really wonder how you win any games.
     
    #162 MoreCowbell, Sep 17, 2014
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    Fuck you.
    Fucker.
    I just wanted to complain about Parker and got roped into saying shit I didn't look at correctly.

    In retrospect it's not horrible.

    *Did you call me a fucking kumquat?
     
    #163 Popped Cherries, Sep 17, 2014
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    Also, and I thought this was fixed last year- bonuses aren't stacking. When an RB or WR gets over 200 yards, they only get 2 bonus points, instead of the 4 they should be getting.
     
    #164 ssycko, Sep 17, 2014
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    If it's any consolation, Nom and I yelled at each other when we were hashing out the trade.
     
    #165 Jimmy James, Sep 17, 2014
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    Bonuses aren't supposed to stack. What happened last year is if they went over 200 the bonus for 100+ went away for some reason. It mostly happened with the QB's when they went over 400 yards. It's 2pts for any rush/pass over 100 and 2pts for any QB over 300.
     
    #166 Popped Cherries, Sep 17, 2014
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    But shouldn't running for 200 yards be 4 points then? If over 100 is awarded 2 then I don't know why over 200 isn't awarded 4, and etc.
     
    #167 ssycko, Sep 17, 2014
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    I also offered him a worse trade (for him) that he didn't accept, because Parker's trade made me realize that sometimes people will just do stuff for no reason.
     
    #168 Nom Chompsky, Sep 17, 2014
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    Was your opponent players able to fend off the negative points your $17 defense put up this week?
     
    #169 zyron, Sep 17, 2014
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    Top 5? Seriously? He's maybe top 10. Rodgers, Brady, Brees, Manning and Rivers are top 5. Hell, I'd take Newton, Wilson and Cutler above him still. If he was top 5, he would have gone higher than he did. He basically has the same points as Joe Flacco. I don't trust Ryan, and not sure if you've been watching the Jets, but Chris Ivory is going to get points, and so is Crabtree.

    You fill needs children, you fill needs. You should have seen the trade Nom offered me, if I took that, I would have been a fucking idiot. Torrey Smith for Antonio Gates, I broke the character limit for HAs.
     
    #170 Parker, Sep 17, 2014
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    Looking for a bench RB. Willing to give up a bench WR of roughly equal talent. Holla at me.
     
    #171 Nom Chompsky, Sep 18, 2014
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    I forgot to change out Tampa Bays def and can't believe that I am happy I didn't even though they have given up 56 points so far.
     
    #172 zyron, Sep 18, 2014
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    Everyone is injured and everything is terrible. Popped Cherries, I hope Blue only gets you half a point.
     
    #173 MoreCowbell, Sep 21, 2014
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    I just played the waiver wire like a boss. Parker, take out your notepad and take down this memo:
    "I'm going to fist fuck you with Alfred Blue today"
     
    #174 Popped Cherries, Sep 21, 2014
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    What in the absolute fuck. This is a train wreck week for me. Literally none of my players are doing remotely well.
     
    #175 Nom Chompsky, Sep 21, 2014
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    I'm playing against Rodgers and Lynch today, but I have both of them on my Yahoo team at work. I'm conflicted.
     
    #176 Jimmy James, Sep 21, 2014
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    How in the blue fuck do I even have a chance to win right now I'm very confused.
     
    #177 FreeCorps, Sep 21, 2014
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    Dear Laveon Bell,

    Be like one the great Steeler running backs of yore, and take a shit in the closet of Ron Rivera.
     
    #178 Jimmy James, Sep 21, 2014
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    I'm sorry, I forgot to write it down, because my hands were full with winning.
     
    #179 Parker, Sep 22, 2014
  20. Popped Cherries

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    You got Roma Downey'd, nothing more.
    I know I can't go undefeated but losing to you is a stench that I can never wash off.

    My pain is relieved a little by the 3 bills I'm about to pull off Draft Kings, but goddamn, I wanted to beat you so badly, I almost sacrificed a live chicken at half time of last nights game.
     
    #180 Popped Cherries, Sep 22, 2014
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