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Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Hoosiermess, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. Parker

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    I could have told you not to play MJD. His team isn't happy with him and the Bears D have been on fucking fire. Fun fact, I have no real RBs. I have Pierre Thomas, Darren Sproles and Jacquizz Rodgers. There isn't even a starter I can pick up off the Waiver Wire. Bloody fuck.

    I win my week against crymearivers if Owen Daniels gets more than 5.64 points. Going against the Jets? Yes please. I'd love to eek out another one.
     
  2. Kinsey

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    I know we're all super-important captains of industry but it would be nice if some of you could find 5 minutes during the week to set your line-ups. No reason for there to be a match-up where both teams manage to not have a starting kicker.

    Feels pretty good being able to sneak out a win the week I've got 5 starting offensive guys on a bye.
     
  3. Parker

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    Thank you Owen Daniels...suck it Rumble!
     
  4. mya

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    I have Owen Daniels in my league, and have actually grown quite fond of him. I picked up Jason Witten last week, but I think I am going to stick with starting Owen Daniels. Surprisingly, he has been one of my more solid and reliable players actually.

    But I can't get a RB that is worth a damn thing.

    But I won finally, I'm still bitter about my last week loss with 120 points.
     
  5. iczorro

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    That last INT put me over for the week. Awesome.
     
  6. Popped Cherries

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    I just want to prematurely laugh at beating Giants Fan Boy this week. It's only Thursday, but you starting out with negative points just puts a smile on my face.
    It's kinda sad I only get to go against you once this year.
    At least you can take solace in the fact that Mattingly wo...oh yeah, that's right...
     
  7. zyron

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    Are you mad that I called you out for having the trading ability of a simpleton homer? You will probably beat me, injuries to RBs, what can you do.
     
  8. Popped Cherries

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    Yeah, pretty much.
    One thing you can do next year, since this one is fading quickly, don't draft/waiver wire the entire Giants starting lineup.
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Question:

    Choose two:

    Powell vs. BUF

    Decker vs. SD

    Thomas vs. SD

    Is it worth benching one of the Denver WRs to get Powell in the lineup? If so, which one?
     
  10. MoreCowbell

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    No. It's unclear if Powell is the guy in Arizona, and how effective he'd even be if he were.
     
  11. iczorro

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    Hartline straight up BRICKED for me today in my work league, but I'm looking good in the two from here...
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    Well. Our league is being led by a guy who, for two straight weeks, hasn't started a kicker but has started someone on bye.
     
  13. JPrue

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    Sub's Slacker Sackers: I know that you are having a rough season. I know that this is a free league. But I also know that setting a fantasy football roster requires no more than 10 minutes per week. You're fucking up the league by throwing this game against me (Throwback Snapbacks), by starting four inactive players. Wake the fuck up, please, and honor this commitment.
     
  14. Sully

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    Shhh. I play him next week.
     
  15. iczorro

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    I'm sorry, Chater is the owner of "Boldin the Beautiful" right? Has Aaron Rodgers, who got you ALMOST 40 POINTS ON HIS OWN. And you still might lose?

    Fucking shameful.

    PS. Thank fuck I didn't start the Texans D today
     
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    I feel bad for Crymearivers. He's got 85 points sitting on his bench.
     
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    Fuck you. It's like 105 points now.
     
  18. Parker

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    I feel bad for beating Hoosiermess. I still wanna give the guy his money back. Well, I'll send him $50 once I win.
     
  19. iczorro

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    Rivers single handedly took my win away in Paid yesterday and nearly took away my free league win. Still, Luck would have been worse.
     
  20. MoreCowbell

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    Says the man in fifth place, with the seventh most points.

    Also...

    Thanks.