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Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Hoosiermess, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. Parker

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    Hey...so you want to go back and look at what place I was in last year before the playoffs? You can still see that. I'll wait..

    Great trade right?
     
  2. JPrue

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    Boy, do I wish this free league was paid...
     
  3. iczorro

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    Finkle are you out of your goddamned mind? Brees and a no-name for Roddy White and Arian Foster? The fuck are you thinking?
     
  4. Popped Cherries

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    Brees is worth Foster and a mid level receiver especially to you with Luck and Rivers as your two QB's. Stevie Johnson isn't a no name and he's an upgrade over Crabtree, Maclin and Boldin.
     
  5. Parker

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    There have been so many trades in this year, not just this league, but in my other paid league also. There have been more trades this year than I've seen total in my fantasy football career.
     
  6. justinarelost

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    That doesn't explain why he's 'throwing in' Roddy White.
     
  7. MoreCowbell

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    You're adorable.
     
  8. Popped Cherries

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    Brees is worth more than just Foster alone and he's got no one else on his team worth a trade. I give him a solid WR2 to make up some of the points lost from White and he gets a top 3 QB who already had his bye week.
    I also have 7 RB's on my roster, 3 of them in the Top 15 of RB's who also don't split time with another back. He could have easily countered the trade with one of them if he thought what I offered wasn't fair. Instead, off to the board we go with another, "What you smokin' kid" post.

    My grandmother pinches my cheeks and tells me that all the time.
     
  9. Kinsey

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    I didn't think that was an absurd offer. I don't know that I'd have accepted it but I'd have considered and countered.


    In other news, Ben Roethlisberger is a top-10 fantasy quarterback...and he can be yours!
     
  10. Parker

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    LOL what?
     
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    I might be rolling out the worst lineup I've ever seen. Not a single one of my bold moves worked.

    Next time I'm showing up for the draft.
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    It looks like he may stomp my ass this week. Cue sad trombone.
     
  13. Parker

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    Steaming Nups aka Zyron has no chance against me this week. CJ2K went for 30+. And now I have Tom Brady playing now with the Bears D waiting.
     
  14. iczorro

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    Oh, for fuck sake. It was a good move for me at the time, with him being a huge disappointment, and all.
     
  15. Parker

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    I'm just being a dick. This has been a great fantasy week for me, I've been do. Now all my hard work is paying off.
     
  16. D26

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    When it comes to Chris Johnson, it is pure, unadulterated luck on when you play him. That guy will have 2 good games all season, congrats on having him for one of them.

    Edit: I'm not even in the league. Learn to smack talk, man.
     
  17. Parker

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    This isn't an excuse, but I was on my phone with shoddy 4G coverage. Smack talk will be coming later.
     
  18. Popped Cherries

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    I'm not from Maryland, but every week I win, this is pretty much me.
     
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  19. Parker

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    Brady's Bravado elevates into third place. You haters can't keep me down. You ran up the price on my Brady, ran up the price on my Gronk, fucked me on Matt Ryan, fucked me again on Phillip Rivers (the fact I was trying to fuck other people on this has no matter by the way) and look at my now bitches! I made moves, made trades, played the right match-ups and I've gone from the bottom to the top.

    I CAN'T BE STOPPED. Who Gon Stop Me Huh?
     
    #239 Parker, Oct 23, 2012
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  20. Hoosiermess

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    I approve this message and feel bad for whoever I beat this week. Solace for you is that the sun shines on a dogs ass once in a while. You should know it was warm, glorious even.