Line up adjustments please. If Parker ends up winning this year, it's getting an asterisk for his win this week.
I just looked and saw, that Renholder hasn't adjusted his line. Very sad. He was 5-2, why shit the bed and not set your line up? I appreciate the win, but there are no asterisks. Just cash money.
Yeah this is a broken record, but c'mon. Renholder isn't starting a running back, tight end, defense, or kicker. At least he was going to lose anyway. On the other hand Hoosiermess is going to lose specifically because he couldn't start a quarterback.
I'll honestly admit I'm pissed at myself for not adjusting my lineup earlier. I picked up Palmer for that purpose and spaced it in the drunken haze that was a bachelor party in Indy this weekend. Totally my fault. I reek of strippers and shame. Totally my fault and completely avoidable.
How is this Big Ben + Doug Martin for Tony Romo + Jamaal Charles trade even a thing? How is that even possible? Also, I think Renholder could have started a 2nd quarterback and I would have blown him out. Just scroll up and listen to that song one more time. I can hear the NBA Jam guy now. HE'S ON FIRE!
I assume you think I'm giving up too much considering your dislike of Romo and especially on the heels of both Martin & Charles' performances this week. I was willing to give up a more consistent QB in order to bring back what I feel is one of the 4 or 5 elite RBs. It certainly helps that you guys let Roethy pass through waivers so I'm not out-of-pocket that much. Romo's a serviceable back-up, there are only 3 match-ups I'll likely use him as long as Stafford doesn't fall apart. He & Charles also have some favorable match-ups towards the end of the season and I'm always wary of rookie RBs wearing down. I think it tilts in his favor a bit, mostly b/c I'm acquiring a player who'll sit on my bench, and I certainly don't mind that it wasn't completed before last thursday night's game but at first glance I didn't think it was so uneven it would warrant explanation.
Man, second place is like fucking your first girl all over again. It's warm, its comfy, but you still now there is better out there. I'm coming for yuo Whiskey, I know where you live. Hide yo wife, hide you kids! 4 people tied for 6-2.
I don't have power so I can't check who I'm playing next week, but you can count on me fucking you in the thorax.
As the other half of the trade this is pretty much the same thought process that I had. Except the Chiefs are fucking terrible and you can't count on Charles week to week. Greg Schiano has shown that he wants to run and Blount is terrible as well. And lets face it, I'm doing completely shitty and need to shake shit up.
I'm disappointed I'm getting you on the Patriots' bye week. You've got a built-in excuse for losing and even after I burn you down I can already tell it'll just be "you're lucky I didn't have Brady and Gronk" for the rest of the season. You're in for a hurting, even my two losses were 84 & 92 points; you don't show up to a party like that with Carson Palmer, Jay Cutler or some other bye-week bandit. Should've saved one of those 9 qbs you drafted for your match-ups with the big boys.
*Read the following with a cool, brooding tone.* You better pray to all your gods, your whiskey and your blankets I lose this. I'm expecting to lose this one without Brady. That's just fine. I'm just waiting for the Playoffs. I will be there, waiting, calculating, knowing more about football than all you fuckers. Every move, every drop, every trade has been putting me in position to dominate your faces. And if I don't lose this, may God...have mercy on your soul as I will talk the tallest shit you've ever heard, not only that, I will wrest first place from your grubby, disgustingly moist fingers then stand on your rotting corpse as I assume my rightful place at the top of this league. *End voice.* By the way, I do have Owen Daniels as my TE, who's played 6 out of 8 games for me so Gronk sitting isn't THAT big of a loss.
Oh I already know how this week plays out, see I'm a Falcons fan and they're undefeated and playing Dallas. Perfect storm for me between fantasy & reality sports. Enjoy laughing at the 55 pts Romo is going to put up sitting on my bench while the shitbirds in my line-up get stonewalled. I might as well run my mouth watching defeat get snatched from the jaws of victory. You definitely should've gone w. 'liam neeson voice' instead of 'cool, brooding tone'.
You're completely right. But Liam Neeson is a cool brooding voice. And don't you dare try to pull a reverse/self-depricating jynx on me. I see what you're trying to do here. "NO MY TEAM IS IS GOING TO FAIL ME MORE!" Uh-huh. You're a clever fuck...
Let's not get crazy here gentlemen, we all know my team is the biggest failure on the planet, er in the history of fantasy football. As such it has and will continue to fail me more than any of you can possibly understand. I don't even have trade bait to improve my team with. That will teach me to miss the draft again, lesson learned. As a Cubs fan I'm going to start with my "Wait till next year" chant. Next year will be my year. Until then enjoy your league wide domination of my pitiful roster. Personally I think you should all be ashamed of picking on the weak link (darwinists).
Hoosiermess, I'm going to step up and be a man better than anyone else here on this board. When I win this fantasy football league, I will send you your $50 dollars back. That is a promise. You had no choice but to miss this draft and I would never ever think it would be fair to keep your money. In other hilarious news, girl I'm playing in my office league next week dressed up as Cat Woman, and delivered a modified speech about how she's going to wreck me this week. The boner still hasn't gone down.
Thank you but whoever wins it should keep it. I joined willingly and shit happened outside of anyone's control. I screwed the pooch early on by not working early trades or even looking at my team or the waiver wire. In short, I shit the bed. My team probably wouldn't have been much better but I could have improved some. At any rate I'm looking to play spoiler through the end of the season. P.S. Brown nosing may work in the corporate world but the fantasy football gods are a cruel lot. So while I thank you for your consideration they will not lift you to victory on the wings of angels just for being kind. Besides, I'm hoping to get into next years league and if I'm any easy win y'all are likely to fall asleep on weeks you face me. At least that's my theory. P.S.S. (Furiously typing Cat Woman into Google images search)
Here I was, showing up to post about the bad night my newly acquired 'elite' RB had, when I see that your RB tries to one-up me by breaking his hand. Now I'm definitely going to get crushed.
Well my RB is on the bench. Good catch. Now I was able to move my team around so I wouldn't shit away points. We'll see who out fails the other tomorrow. I'm losing this game fairly, you can't stop me. Just know its because it was my bye week...
I'm not sure who's killing me more this week, the Bears' defense or Mikel Leshoure, it'd be nice if some of those Detroit TDs were through the air. Oh well.