Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread

This will mark the third time Parker has eeked out a close win due to a 25 point performance from the Bears. The gods are smiling upon you, Parker.

 

Fuck you Doug Martin, fuck you directly in the ass with a hair brush. Hell of a game, even if you did fuck me in fantasy.

 

That Doug Martin trade...that's looking worse and worse.

 

Fuck that. I knew exactly what I was doing. I knew exactly what I was doing when I picked up Carson Palmer (instead of the other QBs on the wire). I knew exactly what I was doing when I traded for Chris Johnson for Phillip Rivers. I knew exactly what I was doing when I kept Andre Roberts also. Eventually Greg Jennings will come off the bench and that move will come to fruition. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told that religious girl when I was fucking her and she said "Oh, god, oh god." God is not here right now, I am.

Close victory? I'm winning by 43 points, probably win by at least 25. And I still have a guy on the to play tomorrow night. Don't take credit away from my victories. You will have to wrestle this trophy from my cold dead hands MoreCowbell. Cold. Dead. Hands. I can't wait to win your money, and when I do, I'm going to get it all in $2 bills, and make it rain on homeless people.

Holy fucking shit. 50 POINTS DOUG MARTIN!?! 50 POINTS!!!

 

That's almost as many as Zyron's whole team.

 

I would say "That's just mean" but he's a Giants fan.

Whiskey N' Blankets



Turn the bass up.

 

Nice little week you had, congrats.

Those 50 out of DMartin would've been pretty nice this week but I still think my end-of-season logic was sound on that move. Not to mention Charles might have a neck injury, so I've got that going for me.

 

Yeah, Doug Martin isn't doing that every game. Definitely think that was a long term end of the season move. Just like my Jennings trade.

MoreCowbell, why would I make this trade? How does it benefit you? How does it benefit me?

Liam Neeson Voice: You are now watching the throne, don't let me into my zone.

 

It benefits me because MJD's injury is messing with my bye weeks. I traded for Green as a bye week fix without noticing that he put me in the exact same situation the next week. I feel like Kinsey has clearly outsmarted me on that one, since he is my current opponent.

It benefits you because Alex Green is the superior running back.

 

I'm going to stick with Pierre Thomas now that Darren Sproles is injured for awhile.

 

I am 100% positive that I was fully aware of all of these things when plotting out that brilliant and crippling strategic maneuver.

 

What is that awful smell coming from second place?

 

I would say the fart I just dropped in my office but I'm way back from second place. Fuck this is terrible though.

 

Ryan Tannehill @ Tennesee

or

Jay Cutler @ Houston?


AND

Andre Brown @ CIN

or

Jonathan Stewart vs. Denver?

 

I asked the same question about Tannehill vs Cutler in the general FF thread, but didn't get a response. I went with Tannehill thinking that he will have more luck against a shittier defense.

So, based on my history, luck, and success rate so far, I think you should probably pick Cutler.

 

Tannehill and Stewart, with the latter being an easy choice. Brown barely figures into the NYG offense these days.

 

I'd actually go Tannehill/Brown.

Brown has eaten up a bunch of TD's from Bradshaw and has been good for 7-8 points a game for the past few weeks.
Settling on a Panthers player is a roll of the dice any way you slice it.

 

Banking on Brady putting up 30 points today, otherwise I am fucked.

 

Not gonna happen, looking at the game so far. The sun is a bitch for receivers and they'll run a lot with the lead.

 

Well, I'm losing this week. Unless Eric Decker gets a TD, and Shane Vareen gets a garbage time TD. Last second I tried to play Golden Tate over Shane Vareen, and move Pierre Thomas to RB but it was too late. Fuck sleeping in to 11:30 and forgetting you had a work assignment,