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Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Hoosiermess, Aug 1, 2012.

  1. iczorro

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    I don't know who Sub's Slacker Sackers is in the free league, but wow. You played 5 people on their bye week.

    Hell, in the money league, my opponent has a QB and RB on their bye, and no kicker.
     
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    I really wish the flex spot was RB/WR/TE.
     
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    I hate people.

    Sub's ran into a buzzsaw and probably a loss anyway, but she's been pull this shit since week 5. This is by far the worst aspect of fantasy football.
     
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    Sorry Ray Finkle, I'm not trading a starter for a guy that might get carries here and there.
     
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    I'm sorry, you were saying?
     
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    It's cool. You need a running back much more than another WR so if you change your mind after the Giants bye, let me know.
     
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    Hey, you can stay in first place all you want buddy, just know that I'm right here, I'm your fucking shadow. Then again, you probably won't. Coming back for first place.
     
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    See if I'd said that, it'd be racist.
     
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    Hey, that was a solid trade! No reason to reject it. He's money when they're at home.
     
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    I agree, but I've already got Rice, I don't need the entire starting line up.
     
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    I can't give Daniel's away. That's a move that will 99% sure bite me in the ass later. Thank you waiver wire. I picked up Brandon Stokely, Marcel Reece, and seriously no one picked up Chris Ivory? Thank you silly people. This should carry me over.
     
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    HefferRinger, explain to me this trade and why you think I should make it. State your case.
     
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    I mostly just wanted to see what you would demand for Gronkowski, since tight end is the only position where I can really improve my starting lineup right now.

    I assume the answer is "Your eternal soul and your first born" but it was worth feeling out.
     
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    No way would I trade you Gronkowski for any reasonable trade. I'm enjoying this game of your team name having players you don't actually own. Remember Tom Brady's Haircut? and I had Tom Brady? That was hilarious! Now you're We Will Gronk You and you are Gronk-less. It is exquisite.
     
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    If I remember correctly, Chater's team is Boldin the Beautiful. I've had Boldin chillin on my bench since the start of the season. I think I've used him twice...
     
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    OK Matt Ryan this just isn't nice.
     
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    God damn you Jeremy Maclin.
     
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    Re: Re: Official TiB Fantasy Football Thread


    Fucking A
     
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    Well, there goes Parker's best player, the week before I have a rematch against him. Even if Finkle prevails against me, I'm counting that as a silver lining.
     
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    I think Owen Daniel's will be able to cover me, he's played more weeks than Gronkowski. Thank god I didn't trade him. *Runs to cancel trade.*

    Well I don't know what's worse, your player putting up 25 points then getting injured or your starting QB putting up 1.74 points, then losing to Ray Finkle and giving Parker first place back.